POSTAL 4: No Regerts

1. 
   I Wanna Dance With Somebody

   Discover the secret crack den.
   4.6%
2. 
   No Way Trailer Home

   Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
   1.6%
3. 
   We still ain't got no budget!

   Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
   5.4%
4. 
   One Side, Gramps

   Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
   9.2%
5. 
   Breezy, not sleezy

   Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
   8.3%
6. 
   Holocaust: Part Trois

   Reunite with an old enemy, again.
   6.1%
7. 
   4 can play that game!

   Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
   1.8%
8. 
   Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

   Construct your homeless beggar sign.
   56%
9. 
   And remember, respect is everything!

   Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
   16%
10. 
    Mean Kitty

    As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
    2.6%
11. 
    Lynched

    Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
    4.2%
12. 
    Lame of Thrones

    Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
    1.6%
13. 
    Yippee Ki-Yay

    Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
    2.0%
14. 
    Scooter Tutor

    Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
    1.6%
15. 
    Highscore, what does that mean?

    Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
    2.3%
16. 
    Dude Vinci Code

    Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
    2.3%
17. 
    One of Uwe's Best

    Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
    1.0%
18. 
    Still playing with dolls!

    Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
    1.1%
19. 
    Roadhouse

    Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
    1.4%
20. 
    Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

    Complete the game with no kills.
    1.2%
21. 
    Don't forget to wash your hands!

    Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
    12%
22. 
    PISSASSO

    Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
    3.3%
23. 
    Can we fix it? No we can't!

    Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
    3.4%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 23 of them.