Disco Elysium

1. 
   Unbelievably Boring F**k

   Say 7 incredibly boring things
   9.9%
2. 
   Hyperstellar Law Official

   Say 7 deranged superstar lines
   19%
3. 
   The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

   Warn them of the coming end 8 times
   4.3%
4. 
   Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

   Apologize 10 (!!!) times
   16%
5. 
   Biggest Communism Builder

   Employ critical theory 9 times
   27%
6. 
   Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

   Say 10 "traditionalist" things
   12%
7. 
   The World's Most Laughable Centrist

   Defend the political centre 7 times
   24%
8. 
   Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

   Preach free market for 9 times
   18%
9. 
   Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

   See beyond the veil 6 times
   3.1%
10. 
    Massive Torque Dork

    Yack about machines 4 times
    2.3%
11. 
    Il Coppo Del'Arte!

    Say 5 Art Cop lines
    21%
12. 
    The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

    Gather 11 honour points
    0.6%
13. 
    Enemy Of The Physical Realm

    Bang up 5 inanimate objects
    11%
14. 
    The Lawbringer

    Say you're the law 7 times
    5.9%
15. 
    Baddest Of the Bad Cops

    Hit an all time low with Kim
    2.6%
16. 
    Goodest Of The Good Cops

    Really get Kim to trust you
    33%
17. 
    Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

    Precinct 57's finest
    19%
18. 
    Recruit Detective Kuuno de RuyterSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.8%
19. 
    The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

    They do nothing
    12%
20. 
    Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

    Suit up. Head to toe.
    5.2%
21. 
    Gluten-Free Topping PieSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    0.6%
22. 
    Venture into the HARDCORE

    Godspeed
    2.8%
23. 
    True Detective

    Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
    0.9%
24. 
    PalerunnerSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.3%
25. 
    Real MusorSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.7%
26. 
    Avowed Inframaterialist

    Don't call it a book club.
    1.8%
27. 
    The Icebreaker

    You can still move your face with your fingers.
    0.7%
28. 
    Networthy Individual

    Every day you're husslin'...
    1.4%
29. 
    Committee of la Responsabilité

    Someone should do something about this.
    1.5%
30. 
    What body?

    Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
    0.7%
31. 
    Medal dispenser

    Here, just have one, they're free.
    0.7%
32. 
    Hardie's Heroes

    Pour one out for social democracy
    7.8%
33. 
    Cause a Shitstorm

    You brought this on yourself
    0.8%
34. 
    Leopard Mindset

    *This* is the kind of animal you want to be
    1.5%
35. 
    Wheel of Pleasure and Light

    Reconstruct a vision from the past
    2.5%
36. 
    Modus: Mullen

    It's black-and-white out there
    1.1%
37. 
    Bother Kim After Hours

    He probably won't mind
    4.4%
38. 
    Baddest Brow in Town

    Force Kim to reveal his secrets
    2.2%
39. 
    Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

    Get your pinball on
    17%
40. 
    Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

    You know which one
    0.7%
41. 
    Spectres of Hope

    Glimpse it while you can
    0.7%
42. 
    Old Flame

    Surely, it can be killed with fire
    0.7%
43. 
    Looks Like Progress

    Spinning its wheels
    0.6%
44. 
    Priceless Facade

    Money-smooth streets of gentrification
    0.6%
45. 
    Now For A Difficult Provenance

    Restore all of the hidden photos
    0.6%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 45 of them.