Yooooooo everybody, been a while! Sorry for the lack of patch notes around here in the past few months, long story short I am terrible at everything and locked myself out of the Steam page and got confused by technology like a dehydrated grandma trying to change the clock on her microwave, so I missed the Nightmare mode and event notes. Again, SORRY, MY B. For those just joining us and wonderin…
Sup my dudes Late update again, fitting as we're unleashing the Corporate Corporative Corporation update today, so let's do the Middle Management thing and blame someone else for it being late. Passing the buck ftw~ Starting World 4 you can start your corporation and hire beaten monsters to do your job, now this is full throttle idling! Other than that, Quick options got a nice revamp, should i…
Hey my dudes! This week we are wrapping up the Halloween storyline, spoiler: everyone got fat and has diabetes now. This update, other than taking out the event, introduces the brand spanking new Leaderboards; you don't have to spank it per say, but we kindly ask that you don't kinkshame it for how it feels. Leaderboard works with up to 4 friends, invite them from your selfphone! We're also add…
Yooo everyone, time for the best time of the eyar, HALLOWEEN BOOOOO On top of the seasonal event, we added some new things, because that's what we do: A NEW FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET YET · Maurice the friendly fiend can be found somewhere in the world · Maurice offers bounties for you to complete for rewarding rewards · Once uncovered, Maurice will chill in Hell, find him there! New selfphone · Se…
Yoooo everyone, hope everyone is having a rad SNES launch day! We just pushed a small fix patch for those who were having server issues, if you were having database error messages, please let us know if it's fixed~ While we were pushing stuff, we figured we'd add some quality of life in instead of waiting till next content update: · Chest Collector: new feature that will let you open all the ch…
WELL HELLO THERE Welcome to this wonderous update full of things and stuff, turtle things and stuff. Stuff that was drawn by the most awesome sir GonzoSSM the 1rst of his name, who you may or may not know him from that Toss the Turtle game of yore. And if you do, remember that it was nearly 10 years ago and now you are old and have responsibilities like needing to pay rent, bills, probably havi…
Hey everybody! Seems that a lot of ya'll took our previous advice about staying inside quite literally, sometime last week we reached the 100k player milestone and we couldn't be happier! Well technically a couple of new luxury sports car, a mansion by the lake and an infinite supply of beef jerky would make us even happier, but I mean, it's a figure of speech alright. So yeah where was I, righ…
Hey buds! Quick update to let ya'll know we're running a special "Steam Summer sale" deal until the 5th of July! Get twice as many diamonds from the shop, that's 100% more than usual, for a total for 200% diamonds every purchase, what a deal! Math is awesome, I math good.
Hey buddies! Got a small-big-ish update this week for you all: small in words, but big in content! · We've added two brand spanking new maps for you to conquer, with their own kings and wizards. These world's secrets have yet to be fully revealed! Chests and Challenges will be introduced in a near future. · New small event for everyone to partake in, collect feathers and exchange them for magic…
Hey everyone! First off, I just want to thank you all for the support for the release! We worked very hard to make the Steam version as polished as possible, and the love from the community was overwhelming. We've also gotten a lot of feedback from you guys as well, and we've implemented a few changes based on that: · We've added two new bosses on the first map that drop unique items designed t…
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