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| V1.03.059 - It was that or turning tricks OH HAI THAR It appears the Kings have fallen on hard time and are looking for some "freelance" jobs, you can now hire them to plunder their own country for 100% conquest; oh the delicious irony. Sorry for the delay, turns out someone broke everything while trying to fix everything, woops! *cue canned sitcom laugh track* See below for the full change log: · Multi-World Farming Kings are now purc… | — | |
| V1.03.057 - Just Shapes & Beats HYPE MY DUDES It's happening, it's finally happening, the game we've been working on for what seem like ages is coming out this week, everything is fine, nothing is on fire. To celebrate that, we've made a small event in Zombidle that will last a couple weeks, on top of doing an AMA on /r/NintendoSwitch on the 31st, come at us! Just Shapes & Beats Event! · 'Just Shapes & Beats' event to celebrate th… | — | |
| V1.03.051 to V1.03.056 aka I'm about to get fired if I don't post something soon. Yooooooo everybody, been a while! Sorry for the lack of patch notes around here in the past few months, long story short I am terrible at everything and locked myself out of the Steam page and got confused by technology like a dehydrated grandma trying to change the clock on her microwave, so I missed the Nightmare mode and event notes. Again, SORRY, MY B. For those just joining us and wonderin… | — | |
| V1.03.050 - Everyone is coming in on Saturday. Sup my dudes Late update again, fitting as we're unleashing the Corporate Corporative Corporation update today, so let's do the Middle Management thing and blame someone else for it being late. Passing the buck ftw~ Starting World 4 you can start your corporation and hire beaten monsters to do your job, now this is full throttle idling! Other than that, Quick options got a nice revamp, should i… | — | |
| V1.03.049 - Leaderboards and stuff! Hey my dudes! This week we are wrapping up the Halloween storyline, spoiler: everyone got fat and has diabetes now. This update, other than taking out the event, introduces the brand spanking new Leaderboards; you don't have to spank it per say, but we kindly ask that you don't kinkshame it for how it feels. Leaderboard works with up to 4 friends, invite them from your selfphone! We're also add… | — | |
| HALLOWEEN Yooo everyone, time for the best time of the eyar, HALLOWEEN BOOOOO On top of the seasonal event, we added some new things, because that's what we do: A NEW FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET YET · Maurice the friendly fiend can be found somewhere in the world · Maurice offers bounties for you to complete for rewarding rewards · Once uncovered, Maurice will chill in Hell, find him there! New selfphone · Se… | — | |
| V1.03.046 Patch - heads up, boring info inside Yoooo everyone, hope everyone is having a rad SNES launch day! We just pushed a small fix patch for those who were having server issues, if you were having database error messages, please let us know if it's fixed~ While we were pushing stuff, we figured we'd add some quality of life in instead of waiting till next content update: · Chest Collector: new feature that will let you open all the ch… | — | |
| The nipplest update of all the updates WELL HELLO THERE Welcome to this wonderous update full of things and stuff, turtle things and stuff. Stuff that was drawn by the most awesome sir GonzoSSM the 1rst of his name, who you may or may not know him from that Toss the Turtle game of yore. And if you do, remember that it was nearly 10 years ago and now you are old and have responsibilities like needing to pay rent, bills, probably havi… | — | |
| Feathers and stuff! Hey buddies! Got a small-big-ish update this week for you all: small in words, but big in content! · We've added two brand spanking new maps for you to conquer, with their own kings and wizards. These world's secrets have yet to be fully revealed! Chests and Challenges will be introduced in a near future. · New small event for everyone to partake in, collect feathers and exchange them for magic… | — | |
| Post Steam Launch Update! Hey everyone! First off, I just want to thank you all for the support for the release! We worked very hard to make the Steam version as polished as possible, and the love from the community was overwhelming. We've also gotten a lot of feedback from you guys as well, and we've implemented a few changes based on that: · We've added two new bosses on the first map that drop unique items designed t… | — |
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| 14 Jan 2021 | Thu | 19:18 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 6083442 | public | 1 | — |
| 14 Jan 2021 | Thu | 19:17 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 6083442 | beta | 1 | — |