Graveyard Keeper

1. 
   Novice gravedigger

   Buried your first body.
   92%
2. 
   Advanced gravedigger

   Buried 10 bodies.
   41%
3. 
   Shovel master

   Buried 50 bodies.
   8.7%
4. 
   First slice

   Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
   93%
5. 
   Sashimi master

   Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
   21%
6. 
   His house

   Upgraded the church.
   28%
7. 
   His mansion

   Upgraded the church for the second time.
   17%
8. 
   A fish a day!

   Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
   16%
9. 
   Fish collector

   Caught 10 different types of fish.
   7.7%
10. 
    Ichthyologist

    Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
    2.7%
11. 
    Brutal fisherman

    Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
    2.3%
12. 
    Gold fish

    Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
    3.6%
13. 
    Kitchen boy

    Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
    21%
14. 
    Cook

    Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
    8.1%
15. 
    Chef

    Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
    4.0%
16. 
    Dream dinner

    Made a gold-star dinner.
    19%
17. 
    Tastes like home

    Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
    11%
18. 
    Apprentice

    Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
    21%
19. 
    Alchemist

    Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
    15%
20. 
    Master alchemist

    Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
    8.6%
21. 
    Health care

    50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
    3.1%
22. 
    MacPlayer

    There can be only one.
    12%
23. 
    Not far from the ground

    Dungeon level 5 cleared!
    24%
24. 
    Scary dungeon depths

    Dungeon level 10 cleared!
    16%
25. 
    Nothing underneath

    Dungeon level 15 cleared!
    10%
26. 
    Golden pumpkin

    Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
    17%
27. 
    Winemaker

    Made a gold-star wine.
    18%
28. 
    Old Astrologer

    Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
    52%
29. 
    Charm itself

    Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
    65%
30. 
    Wealthy merchant

    Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
    59%
31. 
    Holy Inquisition

    Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
    65%
32. 
    Sweetheart Bishop

    Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
    92%
33. 
    Summon a chicken

    Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
    29%
34. 
    Side quest

    You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
    16%
35. 
    Simple but stylish

    Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
    18%
36. 
    Not a hot dog

    Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
    17%
37. 
    Match 3

    Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
    13%
38. 
    Night watch

    Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
    20%
39. 
    Perfume

    Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
    20%
40. 
    Ideal song

    Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
    14%
41. 
    Graveyard Veggies

    Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
    24%
42. 
    On every shelf

    Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
    19%
43. 
    Best seller

    Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
    11%
44. 
    Even here

    Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
    61%
45. 
    Stone fence

    Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
    21%
46. 
    Marble

    Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
    28%
47. 
    A perfect gift

    Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
    46%
48. 
    The Mill

    Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
    18%
49. 
    A book with funny pictures

    Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
    22%
50. 
    Bridge builder

    Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
    49%
51. 
    Just green points

    Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
    29%
52. 
    Just blue points

    Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
    22%
53. 
    Just red points

    Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
    35%
54. 
    More green points!

    Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
    17%
55. 
    More blue points!

    Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
    8.4%
56. 
    More red points!

    Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
    22%
57. 
    Back homeSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    11%
58. 
    Prodigal fatherSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    12%
59. 
    Two brothersSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    14%
60. 
    A father and a sonSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    13%
61. 
    He trusted you...Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.0%
62. 
    Shady Snake

    Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
    79%
63. 
    Landlord

    Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
    14%
64. 
    Talking Skull

    Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
    13%
65. 
    Good skull

    Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
    8.4%
66. 
    Well-known skull

    Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
    7.7%
67. 
    Epic skull

    Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
    5.2%
68. 
    Employee of the month

    Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
    12%
69. 
    First party

    Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
    8.5%
70. 
    Open mic

    Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
    8.5%
71. 
    Locking up the sun

    Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
    6.5%
72. 
    Rat race

    Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
    6.7%
73. 
    Best party

    Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
    2.5%
74. 
    Best mic

    Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
    2.3%
75. 
    Best concert

    Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
    2.3%
76. 
    Best race

    Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
    2.8%
77. 
    The show must go on

    Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
    2.0%
78. 
    Forward to the past

    Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
    12%
79. 
    Witnessed himSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    8.5%
80. 
    A nation dividedSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    7.8%
81. 
    Viva la KingSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.9%
82. 
    Read before signingSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.6%
83. 
    King GerrySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.6%
84. 
    An unexpected guest

    Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
    19%
85. 
    Vampires in the Village

    A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
    18%
86. 
    The face of the enemy

    Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
    9.4%
87. 
    To stop an Ancient Curse

    Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
    9.3%
88. 
    One more inquisitor

    Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
    8.4%
89. 
    Blood supplier

    Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
    9.3%
90. 
    Vampires are overSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    9.2%
91. 
    Mysterious woman

    Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
    6.9%
92. 
    Spirit summonerSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.9%
93. 
    Exterminate!Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.6%
94. 
    Awkward interrogation

    Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
    5.2%
95. 
    Between worldsSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.1%
96. 
    Lesser evil

    Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
    4.7%
97. 
    Refugees are safeSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    4.4%
98. 
    Revolution begins

    It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
    17%
99. 
    Cook of Revolution

    You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
    12%
100. 
     Writer of Revolution

     You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
     11%
101. 
     Ideologist of Revolution

     You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
     8.9%
102. 
     Long live the RevolutionSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     8.1%
103. 
     Camp

     Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
     9.6%
104. 
     Developed camp

     You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
     6.6%
105. 
     Strengthened camp

     You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
     4.9%
106. 
     Paradise

     Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
     4.7%
107. 
     Raccoon thyroid stew

     The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
     7.8%
108. 
     Beheaded horse

     You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
     6.0%
109. 
     More forest thugs

     You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
     5.5%
110. 
     Strange delivery

     Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
     14%
111. 
     A locked ghost from the past

     How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
     12%
112. 
     A habitable room

     Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
     10%
113. 
     A lost stained glass window

     It belongs in the church.
     10%
114. 
     Long-awaited appreciationSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     6.6%
115. 
     The first session of curing therapy

     Start Euric's treatment.
     6.6%
116. 
     A controlled ignitionSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     5.7%
117. 
     A fortunate giftSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     5.5%
118. 
     The second session of curing therapy

     Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
     5.4%
119. 
     Endless sadnessSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     4.9%
120. 
     The birth of passionSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     4.9%
121. 
     A vulnerability for authoritySecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     4.9%
122. 
     The third session of curing therapy

     The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
     4.8%
123. 
     Dissatisfied villagers

     The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
     4.6%
124. 
     Help the villagers

     They should be satisfied. At least for now.
     4.4%
125. 
     Return to the beginningSecret

     Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
     4.2%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 125 of them.