Bjois

1. 
   First Taste is Free

   Index your first Bjoi.
   78%
2. 
   Basic Competency

   Complete the tutorial
   42%
3. 
   Zombie Chase Champ

   Get a high score in Zombie Chase.
   8.0%
4. 
   Gravedigger Champ

   Get a high score in Gravedigger.
   4.0%
5. 
   Bjois 101

   Index 101 Bjois.
   14%
6. 
   Chronically Online

   Visit 25 websites.
   6.0%
7. 
   Tim the Toolbjoi

   Unlock all the tools.
   10%
8. 
   Not a Genoblin

   Index a complete species.
   6.0%
9. 
   As Darwin Gently Weeps

   Index a Bjoi of every species.
   6.0%
10. 
    Record Collector

    Unlock every available music track
    4.0%
11. 
    Around the World in 80 Bjois

    Visit every biome.
    4.0%
12. 
    Obsessive Compulsive

    Index EVERY Bjoi.
    0.0%
13. 
    Bad Taste

    Turn off 'Morning Mood'
    14%
14. 
    Everyone Has a Plan...

    Knock a Bjoi out.
    58%
15. 
    Smooth and Unfiltered

    Die of smoking.
    12%
16. 
    Richer than GOD

    Have 5000 GOOP.
    28%
17. 
    Richer than GABEN

    Have 10000 GOOP.
    14%
18. 
    Megalopolis

    Build on every available space in a map.
    4.0%
19. 
    Liscensed to Kill

    Kill someone in PAB.
    26%
20. 
    We Have the Technology

    Build a Cyberbjoi.
    32%
21. 
    I Can't Stop Winning

    Hit three 7s on a slot machine.
    54%
22. 
    IT'S ALIVE!

    Raise a Bjoi from the Dead.
    46%
23. 
    Take an Onion and Begin Peeling

    Visit the dark web.
    30%
24. 
    I Know a Guy

    But illegal bones.
    28%
25. 
    Spreadsheet Certified

    Cleean 100 graffiti with the 'clean' tool.
    8.0%
26. 
    ...And Beyond!

    Visit the moon.
    16%
27. 
    The Village

    Have 15 buildings in one map.
    82%
28. 
    Moron Convention

    Have 50 Clowns in one map.
    6.0%
29. 
    They Come in Peace?

    Get visited by aliens.
    42%
30. 
    Fission Chips

    Blow up a GOOP reactor.
    36%
31. 
    Criminal Scum

    Put 5 Bjois in jail simultaneously.
    8.0%
32. 
    Home Is Where the GOOP Is

    Fully furnish a citizen's house.
    64%
33. 
    GOOPlear Throne

    Ascend to the cyber throne.
    30%
34. 
    To Infinity...

    Send a Bjoi to space.
    42%
35. 
    Escape!

    Leave the tutorial without going to the main menu.
    12%
36. 
    Monkey See, Monkey Do

    Smoke with a critter.
    8.0%
37. 
    Get Pranked!

    Get pranked every way in PAB.
    6.0%
38. 
    forced 2 wipe

    Respawn as a skeleton.
    14%
39. 
    Surfin' the Information Sup[erhighway

    Connect to the internet in-world.
    12%
40. 
    Must've Been Aliens

    Fully construct a monolith.
    6.0%
41. 
    One on Every Continent

    Bring Burgers to every map.
    4.0%
42. 
    The One Place Untainted...

    Have 100 Bjois on the moon.
    6.0%
43. 
    I Never Asked for This...

    Cure a Bjoi of cyber-zombism.
    4.0%
44. 
    Night of the Living Bjoi

    Start a zombie apocalypse.
    16%
45. 
    In Too Deep

    Join an online cult.
    16%
46. 
    Better Than Cheese

    Create a source of GOOP on the moon.
    12%
47. 
    Motley Crew

    Find every kind of punk and index them.
    0.0%
48. 
    Snake Eater

    Kill, cook, and eat a snake.
    12%
49. 
    DEImaxxing

    Have every type of CLOWN in one world.
    0.0%
50. 
    Everything Hurts

    De-crustify a crusty zombie.
    4.0%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 50 of them.