How many people are playing Definitely Not a Cult right now?

Definitely Not a Cult has 0 players on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 1 and an all-time peak of 1 on 13 Sep 2026.

What is the all-time peak player count of Definitely Not a Cult?

1 concurrent players on 13 Sep 2026.

Definitely Not a Cult was released on Steam on 20 Jun 2026.

Every achievement on record

8 achievements

He Just Walked In
Let Kostya join the circle
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This Is Not a Bribe
Bribe a skeptic or the inspector
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Everyone Stared at the Carrot
Choose the vegetable doctrine and use the Holy Carrot
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Paranoia Is Useful
End a day with paranoia at 60 or higher without losing