Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim

1. 
   A Thousand Hosts

   Run a fleet of 1,000 hosts at once.
   0.2%
2. 
   A Hundred Tenants

   Serve 100 active customers at once.
   28%
3. 
   A Thousand Tenants

   Serve 1,000 active customers at once.
   1.0%
4. 
   Megawatt

   Cross one megawatt of provisioned power.
   0.4%
5. 
   Terabit

   Light up one terabit of WAN capacity.
   1.4%
6. 
   Light Speed

   Push 100 Gbps of aggregate egress.
   0.2%
7. 
   Petabyte Mover

   Move a petabyte of traffic in a single run.
   16%
8. 
   One Big Pipe

   Bond a single logical link to 100 Gbps.
   20%
9. 
   Off the Floor

   Run at least 8 data cables with none draped on the floor.
   0.0%
10. 
    Sub-Five

    Resolve a customer-impacting incident in under five minutes.
    61%
11. 
    Rode It Out

    Survive a market-shock event without going broke.
    0.9%
12. 
    r/cableporn

    Get a fully-cabled rack to a neatness score of 95.
    0.9%
13. 
    Cathedral

    Keep every cabled rack on site at 90+ average neatness.
    3.2%
14. 
    It's Always DNSSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.8%
15. 
    You Blamed The NetworkSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    0.4%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 15 of them.