Hey Panda Peeps, Have you ever seen that account online that rates dogs? Well, if they rated dog GIRLS, we bet they’d give Tessa at LEAST a 15 out of 10! By the way, the Limited Time Event to unlock her starts today! Play fetch and grab all your Event Tokens by logging in every day, and by week’s end, Tessa will be waiting - tail wagging - to meet you in your game! And psst: keep the momentum g…
Hey Panda Peeps, Is your flux capacitor charged? Your hot tub bubbling? How about your phone booth - do you think it can fit you and five cute waifus? If you have to cuddle up close to make it work, we’re sure that’ll be just fine… The Time Warp Event is back, and it starts today! If you’ve traveled in Polly’s time machine before, you may remember how your last journey took you to the Stone Age…
Hey Panda Peeps, Wishing you could turn back time, just for one day? How about six days? From August 13th to the 19th, the Time Warp Event is returning to Crush Crush! But this time around (see what we did there?) we’ll be showing you time periods you’ve never seen… along with a fresh cast of historical hotties you’ve never seen quite like this! Don’t worry, though, you’ll still have a chance t…
Hey Panda Peeps! Need a pick-me-up? You could always grab a cup of coffee from your favorite local cafe… Or you could add your favorite barista to your Crush Crush game! For 24 hours only, Lotus is 50% off in the in-game Store! That might actually be cheaper than a cup of coffee! (Psst, Diamond Bundles are 15% off, too!) We love you so hard, The Pandas
Hey Panda Peeps! The rootin' tootin' Wild West voting period has closed, and we’re happy to announce that Dakota, the feisty racing champion, has won! That means Dakota will be the upcoming Wild West Event’s first-ever featured girl. Woohoo! We’ll giddy-up and get to work putting the finishing touches on Dakota (and the Wild West Event) right away. As for you, we suggest you start polishing wha…
Hey Panda Peeps! Or should that be “Hey Sirina?” As in… Hey Sirina, play our afternoon nap playlist! Add bamboo shoots to our shopping list! Set a reminder to log in to Crush Crush every day! You might want to ask YOUR virtual assistant of choice to do that last one, as well, because your virtual gf Sirina is back now as a Limited Time Event! Log in every day, collect your event tokens, and dis…
Hey Panda Peeps, Who would win? A tough, athletic horse-girl, or a soft, chatty ice cream enthusiast? Well, it depends on the context, obviously! Are they competing in a footrace? Are they competing to see who can invent the best new cream soda flavor? Are they competing to see who gets to be the featured reward girl during the upcoming Wild West Event in Crush Crush? For that last one, we have…
Hey Panda Peeps, Are you hungry for an all-new indie game to add to your collection? As you may recall, our friends at Yangyang Mobile are serving up a colorful new dating-slash-cooking sim! It’s called High Times, and it released today! Run your own donut shop and add some extra sprinkles to your customers’ lovelives… and did we mention our very own Nova is there waiting for you as a crossover…
Hey Panda Peeps, We sure hope you’ve got your sunnies, your sunscreen, and your flippy-floppies all packed and ready to go. The returning Beach Bash Event, running from July 23 - 29, has officially kicked off! And who’s that waiting for you in the water? It’s our brand new reward girl, Nixie! Now that we think about it, you should probably make sure to pack a sense of humor in your beach bag al…
Hey Panda Peeps, Hey, did you see something in the water just now? Something sort of… pointy? Circling ominously? No? Oh well, it’s probably nothing! We just wanted to let you know that to celebrate everything sand, sun, and surf this season, we’re bringing back the Beach Bash Event from July 23 - 29! The best part? This returning event features a brand new reward girl! Who might it be? Heehee,…
Hey Panda Peeps! The time has come to welcome the cutest, most charming, wonderfully cozy and chaotic snow wolf streamer girl into your game! Lumi is now LIVE, so click this link to head to the store page and get her bundle for yourself. This collab with the much-loved VTuber from Astraline comes fully voiced and with all her Outfits, including the bouncy Animated Outfit. You won’t want to miss…
Hey Panda Peeps, The next time you open Crush Crush, we have a little surprise for you: an all-new sale! From July 8th to the 13th, watch out for a pop-up giving you the chance to snag a very special Bundle of Diamonds, Timeblocks, and TICKETS! This is the first time we’ve ever offered a sale on Tickets, so if you’ve been saving up for something special in the Ticket Booth, this is a great oppo…
Hey Panda Peeps, When you jump online, what do you do first? Check emails? Load up a thematic playlist for the day? Or do you open up the internet just to find out what your favorite cozy streamer is doing? Well, what if we told you she’s been doing a collab? And what if we told you it’s with us? That’s right! Lumi, the much-loved wolf VTuber from AstraLine and Merryweather Media, is making a s…
Hey Panda Peeps, Shh! Shh. We have exciting news, but you have to be really quiet about it. Otherwise, you’re going to scare away the guest of honor! For the next 24 hours, you can get the delightful sweetheart Suzu for 50% off! Walk, don’t run, to the in-game Store and gently press the button that will summon the skittish kitsune into your life. If you were hoping for sparkle-sparkle rather th…
Hey Panda Peeps, Yeehaw, cowgirl lovers! The Valentine’s Event is back, and Marybelle Valentine is making her triumphant return as the featured girl! From June 25-29, journey to the Land of Love and help the Valentine gals (plus a couple of deities) UNjoin the lonely hearts club! Complete your Event Goals to earn a whole bushel of tickets you can use in the Ticket Booth, but remember… only thos…
Hey Panda Peeps, Are you looking forward to an extra steamy summer? Why not crank the heat with all your fave Crush Crush kaiju waifus? The Steam Summer Sale runs from June 25th to July 9th, and we’re giving you 20% off every single Steam DLC! So add kaiju girls to your game or replay the Fuzzy Festival Event over and over again to your heart’s content, all for 20% off! We love you so hard, The…
Hey Panda Peeps! Grab your glowsticks, cover yourself in glitter, and adorn yourself with cool blacklight accessories! It’s time to treat yourself to an absolutely unforgettable night out at the club. If you’re lucky, you might even lock eyes with the bubbliest and bounciest babe on the dance floor! We’ll leave it up to you to figure out whether the thumping in your chest is the bass or your he…
Hey Panda Peeps! We’re halfway through 2026 already - can you believe it? (We sure can’t, considering that sentence originally read “we’re halfway through 2025”, oops…) Well, whatever year it is, it’s time for us to post a fresh sneak peek at our upcoming Limited Time Event schedule! As always, this is a tentative schedule only, so some dates and rewards may shift around, and it doesn’t include…
Hey Panda Peeps, We just checked the long-range forecast, and it looks like they’re predicting periods of sunny skies, scattered clouds, and love in the air! From June 25th to 29th, the Valentine’s Event is returning to Crush Crush, with featured girl Marybelle! So don’t worry about carrying an umbrella, but do plan to crush your lovey-dovey Event Goals in time to score tickets for the Ticket B…
Hey Panda Peeps, We hope you're having a fantastic June so far, and we hope to make it even better with this exciting summer sale! ALL the Limited Time Event Girls are coming back for this one, and you can welcome them into your loving arms for 10% off the regular price. Select DLC Girls are also 10% off, including the newest of the bunch, zombie maid Lydia! Phone Fling Girls and Diamond Bundle…
Hey Panda Peeps! Can you believe it? Another one of our precious ladies has been transformed into a limited edition Makeship plush toy! This version of Suzu really is made of soft foxy stuff, but you can hug, squeeze, and cuddle her as much as you like! Oh, but you should still be gentle - and definitely don't pet her fur the wrong way! If you take good care of her, then her magic is sure to ta…
Hello, Panda Peeps! June 3rd is upon us, which means the magic portal has opened once again! Go forth and be whisked away into a realm filled with dragons, princesses, hawt lady-knights, and all manner of other fantastical medieval-ish elements. Your chosen prize, Moonbeam, awaits your company at the end of a long and arduous journey! But no hero can do it all alone, which is why you’ll have to…
Hey Panda Peeps, Do you long to see your waifus wearing itsy bitsy, teenie weenie bikinis… with or without yellow polkadots? Then boy howdy do we have a sale for you! For the next 24 hours, stop by the Store and get 50% off the Bikini Outfit Bundle so all your best GFs can hit the beach in style! It doesn’t matter what the weather is doing outside - it’s ALWAYS swimsuit season if you ask us! An…
Most auspicious greetings, Panda Peeps! We are here to announce the coming of the first-ever High Fantasy Event, featuring none other than the delicate unicorn maiden Moonbeam! As we’ve previously hinted, this brand new parallel event will take place in a medieval-esque fantasy world where you’ll embark on an epic quest to save your kingdom from a great and mysterious evil. And you’ll be accomp…
Hey Panda Peeps, We’ve been wracking our brains trying to come up with something clever to say about this sale we’ve got going, but isn’t it ALSO kinda clever to buck the trend and jump straight to the point? May 20th to the 25th, save 20% on a selection of DLC and Limited Time Event girls, and with every Diamond Bundle purchase, get 20% MORE Diamonds and Nina’s Deluxe Wedding Dress Outfit as a…
Hey Panda Peeps, Start practicing your moves, because a beautiful and mysterious ninja trainee is making her way back into the Limited Time Event! Of course, we’re only telling you this because if we didn’t, no one would notice her, lurking silently and near-invisibly, waiting to make her move on you… Log in every day and collect your event tokens to unlock Shibuki. Whether you’re hoping to han…
Hey Panda Peeps, The returning Outer Space Event has begun, so open your game, enter the portal, and hop aboard the spaceship known as the SPS Uncrushable! It’s time to spend another few days living alongside a crew of hawt sci-fi babes as you work, play, and date your way through the galaxy. Remember, you only have until May 18th to check off all your futuristic goals and collect those golden…
Hey Panda Peeps, You have to go back! Back to space: the final frontier! Back through the parallel event portal and across the universe! It’s the only way to hang out on a spaceship with a bunch of hawt sci-fi babes, including sultry alien bounty hunter Loola! And who would want to miss that? Yes, the Outer Space Event is returning to orbit, so mark your calendars for stardate May 14th! You’ll…
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