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11 Sep 2026
NewsGET YOKED 0.13.0: FOREARMUS MAXIMUS & NEW ART———Game update
Game update · published 11 Sep 2026, 14:36:26 UTC
GET YOKED 0.13.0: FOREARMUS MAXIMUS & NEW ART
GET YOKED 0.13.0: FOREARMUS MAXIMUS & NEW ART. Gameplay Yokers now can be blessed by FOREARMUS MAXIMUS. - 17 brand new Poses! - Choose 1 of 3 at the beginning of a run. Art EVE cards are fully rendered by Nix. - All the Eve workouts now have glorious rendered art. Bug fixes - Fixed an issue where it would show trailing 0s for certain events (thanks @saltsaltsaltsalt) Specific steam deck changes…
Steam deck changes (thanks Legeden!). - No longer shows playtest message. - No longer shows gamepad active popups. Screen selected bug (thanks Orthr!) - Strange things were happening with monitor selected, fixed it now.
UI Update · Updated venue select screen. · New animation for event popup. · Updated text animation for hovering buttons. · New banner for day countdown during competitions. · Prompt for skipping defending champ cutscene. · Glyph support for controller. Controller support · Added controller support with glyphs for Xbox, Playstation and Switch. · If anyone has a Steam Deck please let me know how…
- Unlock collection by playing a run. - Unlock characters by playing other characters: Classic unlocks Gigachad, Gigachad unlocks Eve. - Unlock Customize bodybuilder by playing all the characters once. - Unlock leaderboards by winning a run. - Unlock challenges by discovering 40 cards. As the game gets more characters this might be reorganized but for now it feels nicer than having everything a…
# GET YOKED 0.12.2 Various - Fixed a problem where the final end early events weren't rewarding cosmetics correctly. Thanks @saltsaltsaltsalt. - Fixed a problem where NEW badges weren't showing properly in the main menu. (maybe different to the problem you mentioned @saltsaltsaltsalt) - Added Gains FX to Eve and Gigachad (glowing red and smoke). - Added some aesthetic affects to some sacred pos…
20+ new cosmetics All cosmetics are shared across subclasses in a class. So all three current bodybuilders share cosmetics (since there's only one class right now). · Unlock cosmetics by completing goals during runs. · Track cosmetics in Collections · Equip cosmetics in the Customize screen.
Ascension Stamina 3(2)->4(3)) Gain 1(2) additional Gains for each card <b>drawn</b> this comp. -> Gain 1(1) additional Gains for each card <b>drawn</b> this comp. Assisted Curl(+) Stamina Cost: 1(1) ->Stamina Cost: 2(2) Exponential Gains(+) Gain 5(8) more per pair of muscles within 25 of each other. -> Gain 3(5) more per pair of muscles within 25 of each other. Masterful Lift(+) Gains 15(20) ->…
- Added Collection, a place to view all the Cards, Supplements and Poses you have gotten throughout your runs. - Added Collection progress screens for when you return to the main menu after a run. - Added save Profiles. - Updated sounds for the run end screen.
JUICED UP THE END SCREEN - It shows your percentile, and rank on the monthly leaderboard. - It also shows per muscle gains, and detailed run history. Thanks @lark____ for the suggestion. Localisation - Spanish is now fully translated! YUGE thank you to @coki91 :bootysweat:. - Vietnamese is up to date thanks to @kalidoukoulibaly367 :artisticzoom:. UI - New icons by @chipnix99 for all of the Pose…
- Added leaderboards for each bodybuilder. - Added 30% chance someone on your friends list is a bodybuilder. - Fixed a bug where Power-less wasnt only Competition cards.
Added upgrades for the following cards: - Average - Exponential Gains - Redistribute - Yoke UI Updates - Added green/red/yellow highlights in the upgrade window to show which values change. - Added an animation to the upgrade card window to show which values change. Button change: - You can no longer play cards or purchase cards with right click. - This is so that later you can check upgrades i…
In-game event · published 22 Jun 2026, 14:02:58 UTC
NEW BODYBUILDER: EVE
GET YOKED: EVE UPDATE New Subclass: EVE Eve is the latest juicer subclass. She can target muscle groups with her Workouts and thrives off of muscle symmetry. ***Eve has 20 new cards that replace The Classic's Workouts. Boss Updates blueandgreen has been cooking. Serge and Gregori get juiced up. · New song for Serge. · Updated song for Gregori. · New camera angles for both. Music · Brand new son…
Version 0.10 - More Venue Choices Hey Yokers, I found the choice to double a specific muscle from season 2 onwards pretty boring, especially if you've removed certain muscle groups from your deck. This makes competitions more fun by having specific rules to play with or against. Season 2 (Muscle Beach) choice pool: - Blood Thirsty Crowd: Each time you Injure yourself, earn $3. - Isolation Circu…
Gameplay changes - Changed Diuretics (decrease Gains requirement by 25%) so that it can only be used on non-bosses. Bug fixes. - Fixed a problem with how modifiers were being rendered. Where for example if you had Footwork but used Warmup it would show -3 instead of -5. - Fixed a problem with some modifiers not stacking correctly. For example Legs Week would not work if you had other permanent…
Fixed an issue where dev tools were showing in the Playtest build. Fixed an issue where BUTT DESTROYER couldn't be played if Glutes were Injured. I think I fixed an issue where the first hand wasn't being dealt, but let me know if it happens to you.
Version 0.9.0 The GODS OF GAINS HAVE SPOKEN. Thee Yokers are worthy of god-tier sacred poses. Thy Sacred relic pool is increased from 8 -> 19. New Sacred Poses - BIG BRAIN: Swap the numbers for Gains and Fatigue on Workout cards. All Workouts' Stamina cost is randomized between 0 and 4. - DAY JOB: Obtain Day Job - An Action card (Gain $10. Once.) - BUTTERFLY EFFECT: Start each competition with…
Balance change: - Gigachads Rookie Arms now upgrades into Chin Curl instead of Pumped Biceps. (you no longer have an easy extra way to become Gigachad). Bug fixes: - Fixed an issue where you could Injure Chin. - Fixed an issue where really high Gains scores werent saved properly. - Fixed an issue where the calendar UI would overlap. - Fixed an issue where opponents would appear Fat. - Fixed an…
Hey everyone this update adds Challenge mode. If you played the itch.io version, this is the same as Starter Decks. Complete all the challenges, or try beat your high score on each challenge! Added 3 new challenges: - TURTLE - AURAMAXXING - Choose 10 for Gigachad Bug fixes: Fixed a problem where upgraded Back to Back didnt get the Gains from playing BACK TO BACK cards. Fixed a problem where upg…
GIGACHAD is now available to play in the steam playtest! All the workouts of the original pool (THE JUICER), are traded out for Gigachad workouts. - 23 new cards - A new muscle group and resource: Chin - Change between Auras (Gigachad and Chad). Have fun and let me know what you think! PS I didn't have time to add Challenges yet (aka Starter Decks). But I will soon.
Reworked starting cards: Starting Juicer Workouts are all now "Rookie" versions of Arms, Glutes, Legs, Chest, and Back. Starter Workouts are Bronze, and can be upgraded twice. - Once into the normal version, and again into the Upgraded version. New consumables: Supplement pool increased from 8 to 18. · Charisma: Extend the competition by 1 day. · Diuretics: Lower the current competition Gains r…
Rarity changes Protein: common->rare Circuit: rare->uncommon Shockolate: rare->uncommon Perfect posture: uncommon->rare Economy changes Changed money from 4, 5, 6, 11 every season to: Season 1: 4, 5, 6, 12 Season 2: 6, 7, 8, 16 Season 3: 8, 9, 10, 20 Balance changes Changed starting cards to cards without modifiers (only Gains and Fatigue). Changed it so that you only see the same event once. B…