Dirty Business

1. 
   Passive Income

   Earn 100,000 U-Notes.
   60%
2. 
   Self Employed

   Earn 1,000,000 U-Notes.
   31%
3. 
   Imaginary Numbers

   Earn 10,000,000 U-Notes.
   5.9%
4. 
   Overhead

   Spend 100,000 U-Notes.
   59%
5. 
   Write-Off

   Spend 1,000,000 U-Notes.
   29%
6. 
   Money to Burn

   Spend 5,000,000 U-Notes.
   10%
7. 
   Liquidated

   Spend 10,000,000 U-Notes.
   5.6%
8. 
   Just Browsing

   Order 100 items from the store.
   83%
9. 
   Shopping Spree

   Order 500 items from the store.
   60%
10. 
    Stockpile

    Order 2,000 items from the store.
    30%
11. 
    Retail Therapy

    Order 5,000 items from the store.
    8.5%
12. 
    Black Friday

    Order 15,000 items from the store.
    0.5%
13. 
    Going Green

    Sell 100 packs of weed.
    72%
14. 
    In the Weeds

    Sell 1,000 packs of weed.
    22%
15. 
    Rolling in It

    Sell 10,000 packs of weed.
    0.1%
16. 
    Don't Ask

    Sell 50 weapons.
    54%
17. 
    No Serial Number

    Sell 500 weapons.
    15%
18. 
    Armed to the Teeth

    Sell 5,000 weapons.
    0.1%
19. 
    Lucy

    Sell 50 LSDs.
    17%
20. 
    Tune In, Drop Out

    Sell 500 LSDs.
    2.6%
21. 
    Ego Death

    Sell 5,000 LSDs.
    0.0%
22. 
    Paper Chase

    Sell 50 banknote bundles.
    11%
23. 
    Foreign Exchange

    Sell 250 banknote bundles.
    3.6%
24. 
    Diversified Portfolio

    Sell 1,000 banknote bundles.
    0.6%
25. 
    Customer Satisfaction

    Sell 100 products.
    74%
26. 
    Hot Commodity

    Sell 5,000 products.
    3.3%
27. 
    Market Saturation

    Sell 25,000 products.
    0.0%
28. 
    Sign Here

    Deliver 50 orders.
    73%
29. 
    The Usual

    Deliver 250 orders.
    40%
30. 
    Same Day Delivery

    Deliver 1,000 orders.
    3.8%
31. 
    Running Errands

    Deliver 2,500 orders.
    0.1%
32. 
    Five-Star Service

    Deliver 5,000 orders.
    0.0%
33. 
    No Days Off

    Deliver 10,000 orders.
    0.0%
34. 
    The Trolley Problem

    Travel 25 km with the platform trolley.
    0.1%
35. 
    Off the Rails

    Travel 100 km with the platform trolley.
    0.0%
36. 
    Fully Furnished

    Place 100 objects.
    61%
37. 
    Feng Shui

    Place 5,000 objects.
    0.0%
38. 
    Disposable Income

    Trash 100 items.
    62%
39. 
    Nothing to See Here

    Trash 1,000 items.
    25%
40. 
    Minimalist

    Trash 10,000 items.
    0.4%
41. 
    The Dirty Part of the Business

    Receive your first dump.
    60%
42. 
    No Questions Asked

    Receive 250 dumps.
    0.5%
43. 
    Industrial Waste

    Receive 1,000 dumps.
    0.0%
44. 
    What Evidence?

    Dissolve 10 items in acid.
    52%
45. 
    Spotless Record

    Dissolve 250 items in acid.
    11%
46. 
    The Cleaner

    Dissolve 1,000 items in acid.
    0.6%
47. 
    Gears Up

    Fly 50 km with an aircraft.
    2.4%
48. 
    Sky High

    Fly 1,000 km with an aircraft.
    0.0%
49. 
    Feel the Need

    Reach 300 km/h in an aircraft.
    0.5%
50. 
    Air Traffic

    Deliver 1,000 cargo by aircraft.
    0.0%
51. 
    Handled With Care

    Deliver 5,000 cargo by aircraft.
    0.0%
52. 
    Landed Gentry

    Deliver 25,000 cargo by aircraft.
    0.0%
53. 
    Drop Shipping

    Airdrop 2,500 cargo.
    0.0%
54. 
    Dead Drop

    Airdrop 10,000 cargo.
    0.0%
55. 
    Bombs Away

    Airdrop 50,000 cargo.
    0.0%
56. 
    Getaway Car

    Burn 10,000 L of aircraft fuel.
    0.0%
57. 
    Doing My Part

    Burn 100,000 L of aircraft fuel.
    0.0%
58. 
    Word Gets Around

    Reach Reputation Level 10.
    71%
59. 
    Local Legend

    Reach Reputation Level 25.
    47%
60. 
    Six. Seven.Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    15%
61. 
    Kingpin

    Reach Reputation Level 100.
    9.0%
62. 
    Outsourcing

    Hire your first dealer.
    40%
63. 
    I'm Not Doing It Anymore

    Hire your first worker.
    58%
64. 
    Business, Business

    Purchase your first company.
    28%
65. 
    Believe

    Feed a unicorn.
    15%
66. 
    Fresh Stock

    Place your first store order.
    98%
67. 
    Green Light

    Sell your first pack of weed.
    92%
68. 
    Loaded

    Sell your first weapon.
    77%
69. 
    Taste the Rainbow

    Sell your first LSD.
    34%
70. 
    Legal Tender

    Sell your first banknote bundle.
    22%
71. 
    Sold

    Complete your first customer order.
    93%
72. 
    Problem Solved

    Dissolve your first item in acid.
    60%
73. 
    Back in Business

    Old habits die hard.
    98%
74. 
    Breaking And Entering

    Purchase and demolish your first locked board.
    60%
75. 
    Corner Office

    Purchase your first room.
    75%

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