Who's Your Daddy?!

1. 
   Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

   Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
   1.1%
2. 
   Doctor Daddy

   Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
   1.8%
3. 
   Dirty DaddySecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   19%
4. 
   Psycho Daddy

   Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
   1.1%
5. 
   Daddy That Kills People

   Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
   3.8%
6. 
   Fruit Based

   Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
   4.4%
7. 
   Dad of The Year

   Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
   0.9%
8. 
   Ready For DaddyhoodSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   29%
9. 
   One Last GoodbyeSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   18%
10. 
    Life's A Bleach

    Drink 50 gallons of bleach
    2.7%
11. 
    Baby's On FireSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    29%
12. 
    Daddy Let Me Drown

    Drown 25 Times
    4.9%
13. 
    Baby of The Year

    Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
    0.9%
14. 
    Iced Iced BabySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    11%
15. 
    What's Cooking?Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    36%
16. 
    Child Prodigy

    Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
    8.9%
17. 
    A True Gentleman

    Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
    9.4%
18. 
    Champion of The House

    Complete all the challenges (Classic)
    0.9%
19. 
    Turn a Rat into a SnackSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    21%
20. 
    Baby's First...

    Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
    45%
21. 
    I'm Your Daddy.

    Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
    36%
22. 
    Riding Dirty

    Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
    0.7%
23. 
    Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

    Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
    11%
24. 
    Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

    Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
    20%
25. 
    Plumber's Apprentice

    Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
    1.5%
26. 
    Make a fish your dishSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    10%
27. 
    Played with ballsSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    0.5%
28. 
    Imma Powder OutSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.1%
29. 
    You are what you Eat

    eat at least 100 hotdogs
    1.0%
30. 
    Toasted

    Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
    7.5%
31. 
    This is not how you play Slip and Die

    Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
    2.2%
32. 
    Ready for the Big Leagues

    Score on the basketball net
    0.8%
33. 
    Choked on Balls

    Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
    1.9%
34. 
    Lawn Daddy

    Mow your lawn
    1.2%
35. 
    Disobedient

    You ignored the note
    1.6%
36. 
    Pan Head

    Get hit in the head with a pan
    3.8%
37. 
    Dug Straight Down

    Fell into the lava
    1.4%
38. 
    Acrobatically Inclined

    Swing through the hoop
    0.3%
39. 
    Escape Lookout Cove

    Dig out Lookout Cove
    7.6%
40. 
    So that’s what it tastes like…Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.8%
41. 
    Found The Control RoomSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.3%
42. 
    Found MommySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    0.3%
43. 
    Escaped The HouseSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    0.7%
44. 
    Found Another Daddy

    In the Basement of the Control Room
    0.9%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 44 of them.