How many people are playing Please Don't Shoot the Humans right now?

Please Don't Shoot the Humans is app 4246220 on Steam. Player counts appear once the tracker has sampled it.

What is the all-time peak player count of Please Don't Shoot the Humans?

0 concurrent players on 11 Sep 2026.

When was Please Don't Shoot the Humans released on Steam?

Please Don't Shoot the Humans was released on Steam on 10 Apr 2026.

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