Orders, Captain!
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07 Sep 2026
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SMALL BIG UPDATE!ok so the past 10 days or so I've just been adding a lot of stuff to the game without making a proper announcement so this is basically a summary of what I've been doing: · pooping ( very ) · sleeping ( not much ) I ADDED A MICROPHONE SETUP!! click the mic setup in the main menu so a lot of people been having issues with their microphone in the game and the majority of this is caused because "…nothing to see here... OK BIG UPDATE!!Ok where do I start!? first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER! - characters now have big BIG eyes - jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph - loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you - enemy pirates now literally explode when you destroy their ships NEW COMMANDS! honestly just one but very cool "explode" FIXED "BUGS" so there were a lot of times where…BIG UPDATE!dude I rebuilt the whole game... ok so I've been working VERY HARD to get this game to achieve its full potential, this is the first of many big updates that will try to get the game there... FULL REBRANDING! aight so I literally re-invested all the money the game made (yes! the whole entire $78.45!) into improving the game visuals and feedback, it should now feel like a way better quality game…
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