Furniture Fu

1. 
   Royal Flush

   Spend £100 in a single round
   29%
2. 
   Bullet Heaven

   Have 30 bullets active at once
   33%
3. 
   Holier Than Thou

   Beat the Apartment with 2 characters
   11%
4. 
   All That Glitters

   Have 1000 or more Great British Pounds
   13%
5. 
   Motorsports

   Found in the Skyscraper hub
   16%
6. 
   Inner Eye

   Get 3 crits in a row
   27%
7. 
   Waterworks

   Found in the Fantasy hub
   13%
8. 
   Dirty Healing

   Fully heal after getting below 10hp
   15%
9. 
   Magic Missile

   Deal at least 70% of a boss health with magic damage
   11%
10. 
    Minimal

    Win a run with only 7 furniture purchases
    11%
11. 
    Edgelord

    Win a round without pressing attack
    20%
12. 
    One With The Cosy

    Beat the Fantasy with 2 characters
    5.4%
13. 
    Orb Lover

    Win a run healing only with health orbs
    9.0%
14. 
    Magic n Might

    Deal 40% damage to a boss with each of magic and melee
    7.2%
15. 
    Bayonet

    Deal 40% damage to a boss with each of ranged and melee
    15%
16. 
    Wizards With Guns

    Deal 40% damage to a boss with each of magic and ranged
    9.0%
17. 
    Mindless Consumer

    Buy 50 furniture in one run
    13%
18. 
    Dank Memes

    Die by your own hand
    22%
19. 
    Lord Binhead

    Reroll 500 items
    24%
20. 
    Close Range King

    Deal at least 70% of a boss health with melee damage
    36%
21. 
    Gunslinger

    Deal at least 70% of a boss health with bullet damage
    31%
22. 
    Persistent Gambler

    Win a run rerolling at least every round
    15%
23. 
    Urban

    Found in the Apartment hub
    38%
24. 
    Cosy Camper

    Found in the Bungalow hub
    58%
25. 
    Rustic

    Found in the Bungalow hub
    42%
26. 
    Gnomed

    Found in the Manor hub
    27%
27. 
    Backyard

    Found in the Manor hub
    18%
28. 
    Transmorgification

    Modify a table's attack with a small furniture
    36%
29. 
    Restrained Healer

    Don't pick up a health orb until end of combat for 5 rounds
    13%
30. 
    Lads

    Found the Kitenz in the Apartments hub
    49%
31. 
    Bros

    Find the Rabitz in the Skyscraper hub
    42%
32. 
    Pink Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Fantasy hub
    13%
33. 
    Green Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Bungalow hub
    20%
34. 
    Black Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Manor hub
    16%
35. 
    Red Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Skyscraper hub
    13%
36. 
    White Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Manor hub
    15%
37. 
    Blue Chameleon

    Find a chameleon in the Skyscraper hub
    9.0%
38. 
    That's What The Mask Is

    Beat one (1) big mask dude
    71%
39. 
    Seer

    Beat one (1) eyeball hat fellow
    60%
40. 
    Lengthy

    Beat one (1) long snakey boy
    11%
41. 
    Green Fingers

    Beat one (1) leafy fella
    31%
42. 
    Goop

    Beat one (1) gooey guy
    18%
43. 
    Robocop

    Beat one (1) robo dude
    15%
44. 
    Home Owner Annihilated

    Beat one (1) nerdy chairman
    7.2%
45. 
    The Suburbs 1

    Beat Suburban Bungalow with Ninja
    60%
46. 
    The Suburbs 2

    Beat Suburban Bungalow with Kim
    15%
47. 
    The Suburbs 3

    Beat Suburban Bungalow with John Artist
    7.2%
48. 
    The Alley 1

    Beat Apartment with Ninja
    31%
49. 
    The Alley 2

    Beat Apartment with Kim
    9.0%
50. 
    The Alley 3

    Beat Apartment with John Artist
    7.2%
51. 
    The Estates 1

    Beat Manor with Ninja
    20%
52. 
    The Estates 2

    Beat Manor with Kim
    5.4%
53. 
    The Estates 3

    Beat Manor with John Artist
    7.2%
54. 
    The Metro 1

    Beat Skyscraper with Ninja
    16%
55. 
    The Metro 2

    Beat Skyscraper with Kim
    5.4%
56. 
    The Metro 3

    Beat Skyscraper with John Artist
    3.6%
57. 
    Fantasy 1

    Beat Mill with Ninja
    7.2%
58. 
    Fantasy 2

    Beat Mill with Kim
    5.4%
59. 
    Fantasy 3

    Beat Mill with John Artist
    3.6%
60. 
    Victory 1

    Beat Bastion with Ninja
    7.2%
61. 
    Victory 2

    Beat Bastion with Kim
    3.6%
62. 
    Victory 3

    Beat Bastion with John Artist
    3.6%
63. 
    A Wise Investment

    Unlock Kim
    25%
64. 
    Let's Paint The Town

    Unlock John Artist
    11%
65. 
    Jack of All Trades

    Deal Summon, Status, Melee, and Ranged damage in one run
    20%
66. 
    Furniture Fu

    Beat the game with all three characters
    3.6%
67. 
    Sofa King Cool

    Unlock all furniture and beat every character
    3.6%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 67 of them.