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10Aug 2026
| Published | Title | Build |
|---|---|---|
| 100% achievement and online apology heyyy players look i fucked up big time but its fixed now. i forgot to add the 100% achievement to steam even though the game had it. this is a super common mistake and i bet even u did it at some point too. we are planning a meeting with shareholders and will pay them tens of millions of dollars as a sincere apology to the playerbase. if u somehow got 100% (no u didnt lol) then u can just Log… | — | |
| update again wtf!!! there was now a few more things on the game: · the "FUCK'S QUEST DEVELOPER" npc has now shit his pants · fixed a startup crash for guys who have nvidia optimus laptops and didnt force the driver to use their dedicated gpu · added hints on the map in a few places to direct idiots to the objective after deliberately walking away from it · some other micro-crap | — | |
| the game got an update!! player's rejoice the "FUCK'S QUEST DEVELOPER" npc now has more bed sores · a crash that could happen on the commander johnn'st boss fight is probably fixed · A point in the game involves suffering dearly. Although most players will never get to this point, a bug on some systems was causing this suffering to be merely simulated, rather than allowing players to experience it for themselves. This has been properly… | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 15 Aug 2026 | Sat | 09:59 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 24749823 | public | 3 | — |