GORN 2

1. 
   ODKIALTAVU ALOD

   Enter the afterlife
   99%
2. 
   A trial of Guts

   Fight in the KIROUP arena
   93%
3. 
   A BBQ of Flesh

   Fight in the ALVUTA arena
   83%
4. 
   A touch of the Heart

   Fight in the ALBEUP arena
   52%
5. 
   A test of the Brain

   Fight in the ODTAIMBE arena
   54%
6. 
   "Big stick spit me out??"

   Reveal the true form of Alimta of Big Stick
   67%
7. 
   "I want him cooked all the way through!"

   Eat or kill the Great Meat Monster
   56%
8. 
   "They moo for you!"

   Destroy the Immortal skulls
   48%
9. 
   "You were the one after all!"

   Complete the wedding rite
   44%
10. 
    "SMELLY COWARD!"

    Give the brain a headache worthy of GORN
    42%
11. 
    ODBEKIVU ALIMRO

    Become the Immortal Champion
    39%
12. 
    Above and Beyond

    Complete all bonus objectives
    7.4%
13. 
    HARDGORN

    Complete all levels on Hardcore Difficulty
    5.1%
14. 
    Knuckle Sandwicher

    Beat a full level bare handed
    3.2%
15. 
    One Fingered Salute

    Give every boss the finger to skip their speech
    46%
16. 
    KIVU ROKIBE

    Kill 100 Rokibe
    77%
17. 
    Untouchable

    Beat a level without getting hit once
    5.6%
18. 
    What the flock?

    Flip off the crowd in all levels
    12%
19. 
    Yoink!

    Tear off 20 heads
    36%
20. 
    You steal my heart!

    Pull out 10 hearts
    58%
21. 
    Crane Operator ALODBE

    Kill 3 enemies with a single crane drop
    6.7%
22. 
    Moo-sacre

    Knock 3 rokibe with a single bull
    34%
23. 
    Fight for me, Rokibe!

    Hypnotize 30 Rokibe to fight for you
    3.3%
24. 
    Sometimes, bigger is better!

    Keep The Grower at its maximum size for 20 seconds
    44%
25. 
    YUMMY

    Enjoy a tasty grilled chicken
    68%
26. 
    Farts are fun.

    Press the fart button 10 times
    39%
27. 
    Wurst case scenario

    Create all types of sausages
    46%
28. 
    KIVU ALIMRO

    Kill 1000 Rokibe
    22%
29. 
    KIVU ALIMTA

    Kill 10000 Rokibe
    0.7%
30. 
    A crushing of Bone

    Fight in the KIIMBE arena
    64%

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