The Escapists

1. 
   Let's Get Physical

   Get your Strength and Speed stat to 100
   9.2%
2. 
   The Wet Bandit

   Flood 30 toilets
   1.5%
3. 
   The Monopoly Guy

   Have $1000 or over on hand
   5.0%
4. 
   Favour Fave

   Complete 100 favours
   10%
5. 
   Never Be Alone Again

   Attended 50 prison visits
   1.3%
6. 
   I Present To You

   Give away 50 items
   18%
7. 
   Grey Matters

   Reach 100 intellect
   23%
8. 
   Punch Drunk

   Knocked out 50 inmates
   10%
9. 
   Disrespect My Authority

   Knocked out 50 guards
   6.6%
10. 
    Digging It!

    Cleared a total of 50 tiles
    4.3%
11. 
    The Great Escapist!

    Successfully escaped from all six prisons
    2.2%
12. 
    Jobsworth

    Complete quota on every job
    1.7%
13. 
    Thug Life

    Recruit 5+ buddies
    4.1%
14. 
    Butter FingersSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    4.8%
15. 
    Strip Searched

    Strip 50 outfits from floored opponents
    5.3%
16. 
    Way of the Dragon

    Initiate a prison takeover using nunchuks
    2.4%
17. 
    Clean Getaway

    Escape a prison with 0% average heat
    3.4%
18. 
    Day One

    Escape a prison on the first day
    4.9%
19. 
    Master Craftsman

    Fill 13 or more pages in your crafting journal
    11%
20. 
    Cage's BuddySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.5%
21. 
    Ladies' ManSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.4%
22. 
    The Mad ManSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.4%
23. 
    Tanked UpSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.4%
24. 
    Soldiers Of FortuneSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.4%
25. 
    Loved UpSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
26. 
    The Voice of ReasonSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
27. 
    The Key to SuccessSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.3%
28. 
    Finger of BlameSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
29. 
    Getting NoticedSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.6%
30. 
    On Top of the WorldSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
31. 
    Spy HardSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
32. 
    My Gifts To YouSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.5%
33. 
    Tinsel TownSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.8%
34. 
    Wrapped UpSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.5%
35. 
    Getting Your Hands DirtySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    3.3%
36. 
    Santa's LapSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    3.2%
37. 
    Northern LightsSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.5%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 37 of them.