Game update27 Jul 2026Dancer chopping fix, upcoming DLC v0.1.6k- stopped major glitches when chopping dancing people - people hiding behind houses that can see you now talk gibberish - added notice that the upcoming DLC is not yet installed
- added bears level Steam achievement (maul the 42 youths without killing anyone) - less blood splatter on youth bystanders (so you can see who is unhurt) - updated bears level with road and sign - bears can be at different heights when on side of hill - baby on pentagram now babbles - can skip through every dialog item in the levels - changed announcement sounds from trumpets to drums - fixed…
- when bleeding body parts move they leave a trail of more blood splatter (e.g. flesh levitator, grenades, pushing corpses, bears level) while having reasonable framerates - the people don't talk to you if there's a wall blocking your view of them - can use mouse wheel for zooming in the bears and grape stomper levels
- greatly improved soldier AI - jumping and landing now have sound effects and landing has screen shake - youths now get chopped properly when killed by bears - different types of clothing based on the age and gender
When testing the City Gates level I usually use a cheat code to open the gates. Recently I realized that overhauling the chopping system made it impossible to collect enough wood to open the city gates. I have now fixed this. Note bugs can be reported in the Bug Reports Discussion section.
- the game now has no opening splash screen and starts more quickly - fixed bug with chopping the pentagram baby and candles - tweaked Body Hacker chopping - replaced the robes and so far have added a belt/cord around the waist
To look more Biblical, clothed people in the Old Testament levels now wear robes instead of pants. The robes move at the bottom when the people are walking or running. The bears level has now been voiced by voice actors. The God the Grape Stomper level now shows God in robes with a white beard.
There is a new inventory item called Silence Gibberish. It allows you to tell the people to "please shut the hell up". Then you can let them "speak if you must". Also fixed dancers bug.
Added a new prototype level where you control two bears and have to maul youths for teasing a prophet. Unlike other levels the aim is to injure people without killing anyone. There is also a KJV version where the victims are little children. Also: - can skip Bible passages and conversations - make victims avoid the player more when you are blocking them
I'm working on a new level based on 2 Kings 2:23-24 where youths tease a prophet for being bald. He curses them and then you control two bears that come out of the woods. Your job is to maul 42 youths.
A new collection of shocking Bible songs has been released. The styles include 1960s pop, bubblegum pop, punk rock, a 1980s power ballad, and easy listening. It used Bible paraphrases where the wording has been changed while keeping the original meaning.
"Shocking Bible Verses and Choruses" is retiring in a couple of days. I have now included the other songs that used exact Bible quotes. The next music release, "More Shocking Bible Songs", uses Bible paraphrases with wording that’s been changed while still keeping the original meaning.
The "Shocking Bible Verses & Choruses" soundtrack is retiring. It contained too many Bible verses from a modern Bible translation. A new collection of songs will be released soon called "More Shocking Bible Songs". It will use Bible paraphrases rather than copying the exact wording of Bible translations. Apparently people who have downloaded the retiring soundtrack will still be able to access it.
I have changed the Bible verses in the game so that there is a choice between paraphrases and the KJV. Paraphrases involve changing the wording a lot. The King James Version (KJV) is an old fashioned translation that was last updated in the year 1769.
Changes based on someone playtesting City Gates: - just after the top of the ladder it says what button to press to jump. It hides this if you press that button. - on the inside of the gates it now includes "(try other side)".
- fixed a bug that stopped painless cleansing being detected (chopping the head first makes death painless) which makes the achievement possible again - stopped chops to the nose or ears from being considered as painful - fixes to do with the temple and bubblebaths mode - I am now properly subscribed to the game's General Discussion and Bug Reports so I should be able to reply to topics soon af…
- sounds for all menu items - it's now harder to survive soldiers attacking you - soldiers can go after horses even when the player is riding them - soldiers go back to start as soon as they run out of victims - if holding sword you can see it in Bonus Options to adjust its position - new End Times Braggart achievement
New level: The End Times · people have a tattoo on their forehead · the level has an earthquake that gradually opens up the ground · has four rideable horses of the apocalyse · talking robots that don't count as breathing lifeforms · the soldiers react differently now that it isn't the Old Testament · dancing people · public domain dance/party music from freepd.com so no issues for YouTube · ch…
I had been releasing very frequent updates in the past but I haven't released an update in over a month. I haven't abandoned the game - I just want to do bigger less frequent updates. The "End Times" level will have an end of the world party where people dance. There will also be the four horses of the apocalypse which you can ride around. And there will be talking robots which don't need to be…
You can now transform people into skeletons. You can choose which body part is transformed first. Also when people are attacked they scream straight away rather than after a delay.
Rideable Horses: - can now push living animals and corpses around - stopped nearby animals pushing horse Bubblebaths mode: - bubbles appear when sword is used on lifeform Other: - added glow/bloom to title screens - can use menus again in the warning screen - made sword longer
Now when the game begins you have to choose whether you want blood and gore. If you choose No it takes you to an intro screen with a guy having a bubblebath that says random gibberish. The menus and laser swords also change to be a calming blue rather than a brutal red.
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