LORT

1. 
   Goblin Dundee’d

   Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside.
   83%
2. 
   Canopy Cache

   Find the weapon cache at the top of the tree in Funkwood Hollow.
   14%
3. 
   Leaf Him Alone

   Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow.
   55%
4. 
   Mid Management

   Defeat Bosses.
   15%
5. 
   Freed from the Curse

   You Win. For Now.
   35%
6. 
   Its Not Over Yeti

   Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit.
   46%
7. 
   Purse Peasant

   Pick up 500 gold.
   82%
8. 
   Wallet Warrior

   Pick up 20,000 gold.
   26%
9. 
   Camp Counselor

   "Clear" 40 Camps. That means kill them all.
   63%
10. 
    First Course

    Complete Quest Camp Crashers.
    82%
11. 
    Wood You Kindly

    Defeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants.
    4.0%
12. 
    Welcome to LORT

    Die for the first time.
    93%
13. 
    G'Day Mate

    Encounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside.
    89%
14. 
    Sayin' Numbers

    Deal over 9000 damage in a single hit.
    30%
15. 
    That Hurts!

    Take 5,000 damage.
    54%
16. 
    Slime Crime

    Kill 150 slimes.
    60%
17. 
    LORTmaster: Glitz & Glory

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore.
    16%
18. 
    LORTgrinder: Glitz

    Defeat 10,000 enemies as Astrid Glitzgore.
    1.1%
19. 
    Nice to Meet Yew

    Deal a total of 150,000 damage.
    62%
20. 
    Epic Win

    Pick up 100 Epic power-ups! Very Cringe.
    1.3%
21. 
    LORTmaster: Cliff & Arrow

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman.
    12%
22. 
    LORTmaster: Bernie Burnout

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington.
    19%
23. 
    Going Skele-mental

    Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin.
    36%
24. 
    Vault Vanguard

    Pick up 50,000 gold.
    12%
25. 
    Fieldwork

    Dig up 50 patches of dirt.
    6.5%
26. 
    Precision Striker

    Deal a total of 25,000 Critical Damage.
    59%
27. 
    Big Ups

    Use 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground.
    31%
28. 
    Bleedin' Green

    Kill 300 goblins.
    62%
29. 
    LORTgrinder: Cliff

    Defeat 10,000 enemies as Cliff Bowman.
    0.8%
30. 
    LORTgrinder: Burn

    Defeat 10,000 enemies as Bernie Blazington.
    1.5%
31. 
    Trial and Error

    Challenge (and defeat) 150 Trials.
    20%
32. 
    Rodlocked

    Use 30 Obsidian Keys.
    8.5%
33. 
    Treasure? Barely Know Her!

    Open 150 Chests. Big Loot!
    26%
34. 
    Slime and Punishment

    Find and pass the Trial of Slime in Trollhole Summit.
    29%
35. 
    Non-stop Pop-pop

    Find a Trusty Sidearm at John Goblin's grave, beneath the purple tree in Hilly Billy Countryside.
    50%
36. 
    Pocket Gremlins

    Find and loot the Bandit Camp in Funkwood Hollow.
    45%
37. 
    Croak and Dagger

    Croaks is hanging out in Funkwood Hollow next to a suspiciously large frying pan, lit up by a strange red glow. Go talk to him.
    35%
38. 
    Complete the Cliff Collection

    Collect all 4 beautiful pieces of art in the Cliff Collection.
    6.1%
39. 
    LORTmaster: Frogue Agent

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone.
    7.5%
40. 
    LORTgrinder: Croak

    Defeat 10,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
    1.2%
41. 
    Lunch Box Looter

    Open 50 golden lunchboxes.
    3.1%
42. 
    Traveling Top Hat

    Find and slay the Wandering Slime that roams the Hilly Billy Countryside.
    44%
43. 
    You LORTed

    Complete a run on Veteran difficulty. Fantastic!
    15%
44. 
    Crustle Clapped

    Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside on Legend.
    6.1%
45. 
    Daddy Down

    Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow on Legend.
    3.9%
46. 
    Chilled Billy

    Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit on Legend.
    2.9%
47. 
    Bonez-Breaker

    Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin on Legend.
    2.1%
48. 
    Curse-Cleaner

    Defeat the Curse of LORT on Legend.
    2.1%
49. 
    LORTlord: Hard-Asstrid

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore on Legend.
    0.9%
50. 
    LORTlord: Burly Bullseye

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman on Legend.
    0.7%
51. 
    LORTlord: Fire Spitter

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington on Legend.
    1.2%
52. 
    LORTlord: Leapin' Legend

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone on Legend.
    0.7%
53. 
    Pray to Win - Part 1

    Pick up the holy armaments in the Chapel of the Broken Oath in Hilly Billy Countryside.
    12%
54. 
    Pray to Win - Part 2

    Pray at the Statue of St. Craig and contemplate some heroic stuff. Look for the Golden Beam over Trollhole Summit.
    8.4%
55. 
    LORTmaster: Faith & Fury

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury.
    2.2%
56. 
    LORTgrinder: Marcus

    Defeat 10,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
    0.0%
57. 
    LORTlord: Blastin' Blessings

    Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury on Legend.
    0.5%
58. 
    Axed and Answered

    Complete Quest Track and Whack.
    13%
59. 
    Overtime Approved

    Complete Quest Deadline Demon.
    11%
60. 
    Remember, No Goblin

    Murderize 762 Goblerinos.
    5.1%
61. 
    Rome Alone

    Kill 200 enemies with Broad Sword.
    3.3%
62. 
    360 No Scope

    Kill 200 enemies with Sipper's Sledge.
    1.5%
63. 
    Monsta Mash

    Grab a Monsta Hamma from one of the Chugga Chug Order's taverns, the giant barrel one in Bonezone Basin.
    1.8%
64. 
    Knife to Meet You

    Kill 200 enemies with Blinkblades.
    2.1%
65. 
    Bolted On

    Kill 200 enemies with Regular Crossbow.
    2.0%
66. 
    Void Where Prohibited

    Kill 200 enemies with Goon's Ar-cane.
    2.8%
67. 
    Null and Void

    Kill 200 enemies with Thunder, Wand of the Wattseeker.
    1.9%
68. 
    Ronin Around

    Defeat 1,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
    2.3%
69. 
    Big Sword Energy

    Defeat 1,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
    2.3%

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