Beetleball

1. 
   DODGE THIS

   As Cyborg, shoot a Ladybug out of the air with your laser.
   1.2%
2. 
   FIREWORKS!

   As Firefly, explode 3 enemies at once.
   2.0%
3. 
   YOINK

   As Earthboring Beetle, steal the enemy team’s goalie from their net.
   3.2%
4. 
   FASTEST DUNG IN THE WEST

   Score a goal at 100cm/s.
   6.2%
5. 
   GOT YOUR BALL

   Steal a dungball from enemy beetles 10 times.
   53%
6. 
   GOT YOUR BALLS

   Steal a dungball from enemy beetles 100 times.
   7.4%
7. 
   ALL YOUR BALLS ARE BELONG TO US

   Steal a dungball from enemy beetles 500 times.
   0.1%
8. 
   YOU DID IT

   Win your first match.
   75%
9. 
   GOOD JOB

   Win 10 games.
   21%
10. 
    I’M PROUD OF YOU

    Win 100 games.
    0.2%
11. 
    BEETLE BALLOON

    Stay in the air with the ball for 1 minute without touching the ground (in a match).
    0.9%
12. 
    SLIPPERY FLYING DUNG TORPEDO

    As Longhorn Beetle, grapple onto a Bombardier Beetle’s projectile.
    0.9%
13. 
    MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

    Play a ranked match with everyone on your team playing as Firefly.
    1.3%
14. 
    TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK

    Score a goal within 5 seconds of your teammate disrupting the enemy goalie.
    9.0%
15. 
    NO FUN ALLOWEDSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    34%
16. 
    PURPLE SHOT?!Secret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    48%
17. 
    RICOCHET

    As Goliath Beetle, Shield Bash a teammate’s ball into the enemy net.
    2.8%
18. 
    RICKY’S GREATEST STUDENT

    Win 100 games as Ladybug.
    0.0%
19. 
    STUNLOCK

    As Earthboring Beetle, headbutt an enemy immediately after kidnapping them.
    2.5%
20. 
    TARSUS BREAKERSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    4.4%
21. 
    THE LOATHSOME DUNGBALL EATER

    As Potato Beetle, consume an enemy beetle’s dungball within 5 seconds of stealing it from them.
    5.9%
22. 
    MR. WORLDWIDE

    Win a match 3-0 on every map.
    4.6%
23. 
    MR. BEETLEWIDE

    Win a match as every beetle.
    0.3%
24. 
    ORBITAL STRIKESecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
25. 
    CLICKSHOT

    As Click Beetle, launch a Golden Dungball into the enemy net using your Sonic Boom ability.
    8.4%
26. 
    THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

    As Cyborg Beetle, score a goal by attaching a thruster to a Golden Dungball.
    8.2%
27. 
    METAMORPHOSISSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    76%
28. 
    CUTE LITTLE FELLA

    Equip a hat onto any beetle for the first time.
    67%
29. 
    HATTY LITTLE FELLA

    Equip 3 hats at once on any beetle.
    33%
30. 
    DRIPPY LITTLE FELLASecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    30%
31. 
    I MUST BE DREAMING

    Pinch a Golden Dungball into the enemy net.
    38%
32. 
    BAD BUNNYSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    69%
33. 
    RETURN TO SENDER

    As Goliath Beetle, parry an enemy Bombardier Beetle’s projectile.
    1.4%
34. 
    THE BETTER BEETLE

    Win a 1v1 while using the same beetle as your opponent.
    8.7%
35. 
    SPEEDRUNNER

    Beat the tutorial in under 3 minutes.
    0.4%
36. 
    HOW COULD YOUSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    36%
37. 
    PLEASE STOPSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.4%
38. 
    YOU MONSTERSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.0%
39. 
    BAD INFLUENCE

    Play a match with your team consisting entirely of Fungus beetles.
    1.7%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 39 of them.