Mouthwashing

1. 
   I Hope This Hurts

   Start Mouthwashing
   99%
2. 
   Go HomeSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   75%
3. 
   Daisuke

   Find Daisuke's employee card
   23%
4. 
   Swansea

   Find Swansea's employee card
   37%
5. 
   Anya

   Find Anya's employee card
   67%
6. 
   Jimmy

   Find Jimmy's employee card
   14%
7. 
   Curly

   Find Curly's employee card
   12%
8. 
   WastefulSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   15%
9. 
   CheaterSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   11%
10. 
    Taking NotesSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    27%
11. 
    Sock PuppetSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    32%
12. 
    The Name Of The GameSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    44%
13. 
    YimpySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    13%
14. 
    The Good EndingSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    14%
15. 
    TrickshotSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.7%
16. 
    DeveloperSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    40%
17. 
    Any% GlitchedSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    4.8%
18. 
    Friendly IntroductionSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    10%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 18 of them.