POSTAL

1. 
   And so it begins...

   Make your first kill.
   54%
2. 
   Oh, you press F1!

   Start the second level.
   32%
3. 
   Dirty knees

   Duck under a rocket.
   20%
4. 
   Forrest Gump

   Run for 5 minutes.
   37%
5. 
   How Kevorkian!

   Perform your first execution.
   27%
6. 
   Patrick Bateman

   Make 100 kills.
   33%
7. 
   Dexter

   Make 1000 kills.
   17%
8. 
   Mickey and Mallory

   Make 10000 kills.
   12%
9. 
   Half-mast hard-on

   Complete level 10.
   18%
10. 
    Get a girlfriend

    Complete the game.
    16%
11. 
    Bulletstorm

    Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
    12%
12. 
    Peter North would be proud

    Hit 100,000 targets.
    12%
13. 
    Holes is holes

    Take 10,000 hits.
    12%
14. 
    Z for Zachariah

    Complete the game having killed everything.
    13%
15. 
    Boondock Saint

    Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
    12%
16. 
    I swear, the AR is for hunting!

    Complete the game using only the M16.
    12%
17. 
    Army of One

    Use every weapon in the game.
    13%
18. 
    From my cold, dead hands

    Complete a level with less than 10 health.
    18%
19. 
    NOPE! Chuck Testa.

    Fight an ostrich.
    19%
20. 
    You want our autograph too?

    Watch all the credits.
    7.8%
21. 
    Ballmer Baller

    Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
    6.6%
22. 
    The Hell's Fargo Wagon

    Firebomb the band.
    15%
23. 
    Took a banger in the mouth

    Take a rocket to the face.
    43%
24. 
    Never nude-ist

    Kill a naked person.
    7.0%
25. 
    Sissy

    Enable cheats.
    6.4%
26. 
    I'm afraid I just blue myself!

    Commit suicide.
    31%
27. 
    Bad touch!

    Touch someone while burning.
    23%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 27 of them.