Community10 Jan 2025Challenge Other Couriers in Knockout ModeHello Bicycle Courier! Do you want to test your bicycle couriering skills against others? See who can scour the streets of New Island the fastest and deliver parcels quickly (and "safely” is also desirable, but not a necessity.) Then good news. You can! Open your phone and select the Strift app to see other players time trials across the eight different zones. Challenge yourself to climb the le…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. After getting off the train in the Financial District, you’ll find friendly familiar faces to greet you. The open roads between tube stations are shado…
Hello Bicycle Courier! We know a thing about false starts, but we’re committed to delivering the best satirical bicycle game in the world. Today’s new patch focuses on bike tuning to remove more pesky bugs and adding more performance settings for your cycling pleasure. It’s smoother! It’s faster! It’s funnier*! Features include: · Further performance settings including the ability to use FSR 3.…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. The Industrial District will test every bit of cycling skill you have as you conquer heights, tight spaces, and avoid many, many pools of water. Use ev…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. Chinatown is your next destination – where you will find plenty of businesses you have previously been acquainted with. Rail grind up and down Chinese…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. The dizzying Seaside District is home to some of the finest businesses around – alongside the classics you expect for such an area. Take a trip through…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. With a mix of fresh franchises and familiar faces, the Consumer District is a bustling hub of activity. Ride on the roads and annoy plenty of impatient…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. After staking your flag in the Parklands, you’ll be tasked to take your bike down the Old Town road and claim global courier domination in the Old Town…
Hello Bicycle Courier! Today we are releasing a small, but largely impactful hotfix to fix some of the kinks in the chains and buff out the handlebars. · Resolved issues with the Boss Fight, where the helicopter would not behave as expected, rendering the level unbeatable. · Fixed an issue where the player character disappeared when leaving the Corporate Zone and entering the Old Town. Thank yo…
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service, you’ll need to know your surroundings. The first place you’ll be covering is the Parklands. From the tropics of the Palm House to the raving Concert Green, the Parklands is bustling with ener…
Hello bicycle couriers! Ding dong! Did someone here order a moderately amusing, satirical, bicycle courier action game? Because it's on your doorstep right now! That’s right, Parcel Corps is here! It’s all about high speed, high octane, low wage action, as you skid, bunny hop, and wallride your way through the streets of New Island. Choose from one of three bicycle courier corporations to swear…
If you have further questions, please post them in Steam Discussions and we’ll do our best to answer. Q) What is Parcel Corps? A) In this satirical action-adventure game, you will take the form of a freelance bicycle courier, delivering packages and running errands for businesses of all kinds around New Island. Play alone or with friends as you perfect your routes and pedal for your life! Ditch…
Dear Valued Customer, Your redelivery for Parcel Corps has been booked for 3 October. As an apology for your delay, please enjoy the following prepared statement from our board of directors: "Hello, future freelance contractor! We have an incredible innovation coming to our services which is sure to disrupt the direct-to-consumer delivery industry: online multiplayer! You’ll have the opportunit…
Dear Valued Customer, Your delivery of: [ ] extra-tight Lycra shorts [ ] three tonnes of protein powder satirical bicycle courier game Parcel Corps for PC, PlayStation®5 (PS5™), and Xbox Series X|S Has unfortunately been delayed due to: [ ] courier malfeasance [ ] theft by wallaby developers taking extra time to tune things up for the best possible launch We'll be in touch when we've calculated…
Hello, future bicycle couriers. We have a fresh trailer to deliver to your screen of choice. We’re rapidly pedalling towards the time where you can slip into the spandex of one of nine playable bicycle couriers and prepare to earn top dollar for your board of directors. See new areas of New Island, more parts of the environment to traverse in whatever way you see fit, and perhaps a teaser for s…
Hello future bicycle couriers! Whether you’re delivering for Das La Post or wheelie-ing with the Wallaby Wheelers, your objective is the same – to get as many businesses as possible around New Island to sign up for your services! Some of these business owners run small, humble services. Others more... eccentric ventures. Here are three business owners you will meet on your quest for delivery do…
After a successful round of investment, the East Coast Couriers are proud to announce that we are expanding into New Island! Our recruitment has already begun, with some of our highly trained couriers ready to welcome you into our ranks. Learn to ride with swagger alongside Daryll, Romero, or our panda-loving fanatic Sakura. No package too big, no alley too tight, we'll take anything the custom…
Sick and tired of your brekkie being cold when you get it? Devo when some bludger can’t do some hard yakka and delivers your parcel late? Then join the Wallaby Wheelers to solve all ya problems! We are: · Half British · Half Australian · Half Human · Half Bike · 150% courier · Incredibly bad at maths · Reliable, determined delivery geniuses who will run everyone else off the road to get deliver…
CALLING ALL FUTURE BICYCLE COURIERS. Are you: · Fit and athletic? · Have a VO2 Max greater than 70 mL/kg/min? · Professional and fearless? · Willing to put your own life in danger to protect customer’s parcels? · Incredibly stylish? · Wanting to wear super tight Lycra that will expose the goosebumps on your skin? Then you’ll want to Join Das-La Post, the only logical choice in parcel deliveries…
Hello Digital Bicycle Courier! We have an update to your order – Parcel Corps will release on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2024! Not only that, but we are pleased to inform you that there is a demo – free of charge – available right now for your leisure. Slip into the spandex of one of nine playable bicycle couriers and prepare to earn top dollar for your board of directors. Representing one of thre…
Hello Digital Bicycle Courier! We have some exciting news about Parcel Corps! Parcel Corps will feature in the Future Games Show with a brand-new trailer on Saturday, 8th June at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET / 8 PM BST. You can watch the show live on YouTube and Twitch . You do not want to miss it. Alongside this, we’re thrilled to announce that an updated Parcel Corps demo is playable at IGN Live! If yo…
Hello, future digital bicycle courier! Exciting news delivery: our corporate overlords (Secret Mode Ltd) are delighted to confirm that Parcel Corps is the cover star of this month's PC Gamer magazine, out today. Enlist your favourite courier service or, er, cycle to the shops, to grab the new issue for direct-to-your-eyeballs access to your next favourite indie game. It’s stuffed full with so m…
Hello, future digital bicycle courier! Exciting news delivery: our corporate overlords (Secret Mode Ltd) are delighted to confirm that Parcel Corps has been nominated for "Most Anticipated" game in the upcoming Debug Indie Game Awards! Fittingly for an election year, the winner will be decided at the ballot box, by none other than you, discerning reader! So get your skates on... no, wait, hang…
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