Dear Valued Customer,
Your redelivery for Parcel Corps has been booked for 3 October. As an apology for your delay, please enjoy the following prepared statement from our board of directors:
"Hello, future freelance contractor! We have an incredible innovation coming to our services which is sure to disrupt the direct-to-consumer delivery industry: online multiplayer! You’ll have the opportunity to compete with your peers for a meagre slice of an increasingly crowded addressable market.
Available at launch will be “knock out”, where you'll race up to five other couriers to drop off your parcels, with the slowest riders’ contracts terminated after every delivery. Survive the cull to earn a nominal fee on top of your regular paycheque!*
You can also compete against other couriers in time trials via our “Strift” app, the latest in fitness entertainment. Once you’ve opted into the harvesting of your personal data, open this free app at any time to compare yourself to random strangers online. Post your best times to the leaderboards across routes throughout New Island and become the envy of your peers!
We won't be stopping there, however. Stay tuned as we expand our services and push into new and exciting territories. The board loves what you do!"
*nominal fee not guaranteed
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