Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

1. 
   Tail Wagging Society Prize

   Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.
   15%
2. 
   Strigiformes Award for Best Listener

   Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.
   29%
3. 
   Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)

   Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.
   7.9%
4. 
   Herzmuller’s Computing Prize

   Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.
   46%
5. 
   Entomologist of the Year

   Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.
   43%
6. 
   Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi

   Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.
   18%
7. 
   Miss Knowledgeable of the Year

   Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.
   21%
8. 
   S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award

   Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.
   35%
9. 
   Super Gamer of the Month

   Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.
   23%
10. 
    Simogo Consumer of the Year Award

    Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.
    27%
11. 
    The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month

    Awarded for plentiful use of our services.
    13%
12. 
    JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month

    Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.
    58%
13. 
    Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize

    Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.
    2.9%
14. 
    Cutter of the Week

    Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.
    2.7%
15. 
    Theseus Award

    Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.
    1.9%
16. 
    Euterpe Prize of the Year

    Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.
    24%
17. 
    The True American Award

    Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.
    7.5%
18. 
    Augenwaldburg Race Winner

    Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.
    2.0%
19. 
    Nobelle Prize in Anthropology or Sociology

    Awarded for outstanding communication with friends and family.
    9.0%
20. 
    Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize

    Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.
    9.5%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 20 of them.