GNOME SWEET GNOME
Ten new enemies, one very rare golden asshole, and a whole new sound for Darrell FM. I need a nap.
NEW: 10 new enemies
Every zone got two new faces, so the dungeon finally has some variety in it.
- The Moldy Cellar: Ruxley, a very sad teddy bear, and the Sporehead.
- Forgotten Catacombs: the Wisp, and the Shambler (he has a top hat).
- You know what, I'm not going to ruin everything, even if these are patch notes. I'll let you run into the rest. There are still 6 to discover and probably get murdered by.
NEW: The Golden Gnome
- Every so often, a solid gold garden gnome shows up instead of a regular fight. He's rare. He hates you. It's mutual.
- He's not a pushover, but he's fair. Also, he's worth 5x XP.
New music
- Darrell FM has five brand new tracks: Bad Sector, Carrier Lost, Ctrl Alt Darrell, Punch Em If You Got Em, and Static.
- New title theme and new town theme.
- The whole vibe got a rework: grimier, more acid, more mood. Think Dust Brothers meets Darrell's fist.
The corruption is spreading
- Hit PLAY and the corruption on the title screen eats everything in Darrell's path.
- It followed him into the live feed, too. When you dial in for the first time, it's chewing through the corners of the window and leaking out of it.
On a personal note, I have been feeling pretty shitty lately (better now), but working on Darrell while my brain got drop-kicked into a lake for the last 3 days made me realize how badly I want to keep working, keep improving, and push Darrell as far as I can.
So give me feedback. Tell me I'm handsome and hilarious or tell me Darrell is your second favorite game. I can handle it.
Either way, enjoy the overshare. I'm going to bed.
Darrell's Recovering Grandpa,
Fun Adjacent