July 17, 2026

Gemion Function · build 24270141 · published

On SteamNotes only · this build shipped before we watched the app

Fight UI

Add combo damage text below the combo hits counter

Lord Pyre

Super (6246L+M+H) = Scorch Lord Inferno
Animation is a placeholder currently.- Lv1 = invincible dash punch
- Lv2 = faster, further, launches, and jump cancelable
- Lv3 = faster, further, hard knockdown, positive on block

Renamed moves to be "Blaze" related

Blaze meter = changed colors of orange+red slightly

2H = increased hitbox height (to juggle into it easier) and hurtbox's height shrinks during startup and active frames

214EX = changed to be EX Criminal Deagle
(instead of Volcanic Cobra)

Character portrait in Fight UI = adjusted positioning

Havoc Gem

Rename Cosmo to: "Welcome to Die"

Menus

Add Tutorial button that says not implemented yet and to visit the Command List and Combo Trials
[This to prepare for the next playtest alpha]

Main Menu = QR codes for feedback survey and Discord

Combo Trials

Added 54 failure messages (551 total). Listed below:

spooby pls free us

I can be your devil
or your angle.

It's free real estate.

Coming soon:
2 Gemion 2 Function

So, you're telling me
there's a chance...

What was all that
"one in a million" talk?

But how does this affect
Lord Pyre's legacy?

Yeh!
That makes sense!

Biginning

CITTIZINS

I'm the guy who
does this trial.
You must be the other guy.

Lord Pyre vs
Coughing Baby

Someone who works hard
can never beat someone
who mains Lord Pyre.

Yesss, that's through that.
And look at the damage.
Look at the damage!!!!!

This little maneuver's gonna
cost us 51 years.

I am become Gemion,
the destroyer of Functions.

No one cares about
the man in the box.

Don't believe his lies.

Are you watching closely?

Call it.

60% of the time,
it works every time.

In another life,
I would have really liked doing gemion and functions with you.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark...

I have to return
some videotapes.

Feed me a stray cat.

Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Lord Pyre's card.

IT'S MARBLE, BABYYY!

"When my patience is tapped,
I think of the river,
and the flow is restored."
- Mike "miek russ" Ross (2026)

#nenitup

Fockin' prawns!

Thank god for the machine!!!
Thank god for BARRY-350!

Y'all gon' make me
lose my mind.

Say "hello" to
my little function!!

We out here
tryna Function.

Get a load of this guy's
life preserver.
Dork thinks he's gonna drown!

Every day is
Big Friday.

Big gulps, huh?

I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass.

Wipe yourself off, man.
You dead.

You have her eyes.

A shoe doesn't belong
on your head.

No problemo.

Hasta la vista,
BARRY-350.

Get to ze choppaaaa~

Kill me. I'm here.
Do it naoowh!

In space,
no one can hear
you gemion.

A perfect gemion.
Its structural perfection is matched only by its function.

Game over, man.

It's a man, bayby.

How'd it get burned?

Life is like
a box of gemions...
You never know what
you're gonna function.

Mankind knew they
cannot change society.
So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Gemion.

Die one thousand gemions!

I will show you the power of the Satsui no Function.

July 17, 2026 · Gemion Function build 24270141 · SteamPeaks