Hello players!
We present the biggest and most radical update in the history of Collectibles!.
You asked for fixes, improvements, and new content.
We understood everything and did it our own way.
Global changes
The entire game has been completely removed.
Items, collections, interface, music, and any traces of the previous version have been removed.
Achievements have also been deleted, including hidden and especially difficult ones.
The client has been cleaned to a state as if Collectibles! never existed.
New functionality
A placeholder with the message “Maintenance in progress...” has been added.
The placeholder has been optimized and works stably.
The emotional state of the player when seeing the placeholder has been improved.
New mini-game
A mini-game has been added directly into the placeholder.
Controls are extremely simple: jump upward until you realize the meaninglessness of wasting your time on this mini-game!
High scores are saved directly in your neurons.
Technical improvements
Fixed an issue where something still remained in the game.
The client size has been reduced to the minimum possible, equal to the placeholder and a single jumping character.
Outdated files were not removed to give the game more weight.
Rebuilding trust
We understand that these changes may seem unexpected, especially after an entire year of our silence, but this was part of our strategy. Remember, the truly major update is ahead!
Sincerely,
The VHC Team!