Greetings, friends! We won’t waste your time with a long intro.
Well… actually we will — but in the full news post, and that one is huge. And yes, it’s all about Canyons. We’re finally ready to share the complete trailer of the game. Oh yes:
Whoa! Yeah, we’re not entirely sure what we filmed with our trusty soap-bar cameras either, but who cares — it explodes and flashes, so it counts.
And what exactly explodes, why it flashes, and what the hell is even going on — we explained in painful detail in the massive wall of text linked below. Lots of pictures, too. Come take a look, scroll a bit, and don’t forget to add Canyons to your wishlist!
Man already added it, by the way — while we were peeling duct tape off his beard.