
Report
To the Head of the Amber Forest garrison, major Major
So, here’s my report.
Regarding Project “Bush Turret”.
The tests are going fine. But so-so.
Repeated exceedances of the background (amber) level have been detected in the leaves of the coverage. And it attracts amber spiders. Cases of acute spider-afraidance observed among the troops. Private Müller threw a bush into the abyss without first dismounting the weaponry.
Soldiers from non-bush troops are breaking disciplinary regulations regarding snipers. They use obscene nicknames, gestures, and imitation of ease-nature acts.
No significant losses, except for one turret.
Report prepared by Feldwebel Wald, amberit.