Greetings, pale blue dot dwellers! Grab your Authentic Human Beer and take a seat, because there is news! Release type of news, which is objectively the best news.
- Procrastinaut will launch on January the 26th, 2024.
(This date is subject to procrastination accidents) - The game will be fully free to play.
Meanwhile, you are free to wishlist, tell all your friends to wishlist, and make sure you have some time to absolutely waste away scheduled for Friday!
While you're here, I would like to give a big shoutout to all the people who have supported me with encouragement and playtesting behind the scenes! It means the world to me, and we would not be here without you.
I will leave you with the immortal words of the patron saint of catastrophic game releases and fellow space enjoyer, Sean Murray:
"We set out to make you feel emotions that you'd maybe not felt in a game before, and that's it. And that is worth the cost of entry for me, that feeling of stepping through a sci-fi book cover and that you'd landed on one of those worlds, and you'd had a moment of awe. [...] If we do that, I'm happy."
Take space-care,
buk
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