Its that time of year again! Where the biomass enters its hibernation and everyone partakes in Frompnog and shows their merry joy for Capitalistmas and this year the only gift all the corporations want is some downed cargo from the Extrasolar Munitions and Supply corporation (XMAS Corp) that was shot down over the north pole.
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