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"Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling.
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"'Today is August 4, 2026,' said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling."
In 1950 Ray Bradbury published these words, in the story There Will Come Soft Rains, imagining a future that seems all to possible now. When WE began this project it was just a joke about AI taking over being CEOs and taking over the world. Even in 2020, the things we wrote about seemed ridiculous. Too much of it has come true already.
"To be real, this is a date i have been talking about for years now... It only seems appropriate to do something special to celebrate the end of the world."
-Weston
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