It's the first post-release batch of new cards! And a little QoL in the package.
Cards
3 new personalities made it into the game:
- baneposter - the exodia of memeing, if you assemble the whole Bane vs CIA conversation, you win the game on the spot
- b*tchLasagna - missing piece of 😍 pic synergy. No setups, but payoffs for both pics and #egirl
- haxxor - two directions for 🤔. The shield mechanic got introduced in a previous small update, but it's very narrow and does nothing against many enemies. To make that feel less crappy, haxxor adds a damage payoff for having shielded posts. On the other hand, there is a small piece of EVERY SECOND synergy and a defensive post that removes 🤖 over time. 🤔 is supposed to suck at actually removing posts, but since it does things over time, it needs something defensive. Removing 🤖 fits the intended identity, and creates a potential full lockdown strat.
General improvements
- press F to
pay respectsskip ahead 1 second in time. If you had trouble with all the pausing and unpausing, you can effectively play h8machine like a turn-based game now. On the other hand, if your problem was "board states where the only thing left to do is wait" you can now skip the waiting period by spamming that F key. - death screen - displays the card you died to after a loss. If you had a "what just killed me" moment while playing this game, this feature could help you!
More from h8machine
Other announcements
Do You Even Lift?Update! Cards #fitness hashtag with 2 new personalities for now: DYEL and roidRage. More to come! #fitness spawns a pinned post when you first play a card that increases your bench: This lets you scale your power over time in a way that the opponent can't remove. #hashtag Drop Rate Hashtag personalities will now get HUGE boost in probability as rewards when a personality with a hashtag is alrea…Non Fungible FruitTook a break recently, so this is a fairly lazy update. Even the jokes are lazy! We go for the lowest hanging fruit of internet jokes, the infamous monke jpeg peddlers. New personalities ponzaSchemer exists because of a pun. I mean, that's really it. But to make the pun actually work, resource removal (i.e., all "remove 🤖" posts) gets a buff in this update to become actually usable. Meanwhile,…Robo Girl SupremacyThis week's update: Cards Two new personalities found their way into the game - a 😍 robosexual and a 😡 robohater Robosexual, in tune with its flavor, replaces the need for a real egirl in your deck and thirsts for your opponent. Robohater has a funky card that can CANCEL multiple posts and continues the theme of rewards for low life. Challenge mode Grindset challenge goes up to lvl 4 now, wit…