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h8machineNewsNon Fungible Fruit
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Non Fungible Fruit

h8machine · published 15 Sep 2022, 16:39 UTC

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Took a break recently, so this is a fairly lazy update. Even the jokes are lazy! We go for the lowest hanging fruit of internet jokes, the infamous monke jpeg peddlers.

New personalities

ponzaSchemer exists because of a pun. I mean, that's really it. But to make the pun actually work, resource removal (i.e., all "remove 🤖" posts) gets a buff in this update to become actually usable. Meanwhile, a small pyramid scheme can reward building a mono 🤔 deck with INFINITE emoji!

jpegTaffer is based around cloning stuff, giving 🤣 the option to easily turn all remaining emoji into picture posts (meaningless as they are). Also, "drawing a copy" means the new card retains the characteristics of a targeted post in play (including those numbers that increase WHENEVER or EVERY SECOND), but resets the duration.

🤖 removal

Enemy 🤖 meter can go into negative numbers as a result of your cards' effects! This gives 🤔 a better defensive mechanic fitting for the color theme, making just delaying the enemy actions a more playable strat.

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