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Mars Attracts Demo Launches TODAY

Blood Bar Tycoon · published 20 Mar 2025, 17:01 UTC

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Greetings, Children of the Night,

We know you enjoy darkly humorous human abductions. By a strange coincidence, some indie friends of ours are ALSO developing a game where you capture and imprison humans! MARS ATTRACTS is a park management sim where you play as the aliens from Mars Attacks™, abducting humans to serve as the star attractions in your Martian amusement park. If you love Blood Bar Tycoon, you might love this too!

You’ll be excited to know that the Mars Attracts demo launched TODAY! The developers are highly responsive to feedback, so give it a try and help support indie devs. 🙂

P.S. Our own minions are returning from their time off, and we’ll be cooking up fresh updates very soon!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2760580/Mars_Attracts/

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