CONTAINMENT BREACH! Well, actually without any legs this computer isn't really going anywhere. But don't let appearances fool you. This SCP-079 plushie may have slightly less computing power than the real thing, but still demonstrates incredible intelligence when it comes to giving a running analysis of your performance in any game.
https://www.makeship.com/products/scp-079-plushie
Now is your chance to get your hands on our Makeship SCP-079 Plushie, complete with multiple face plates to allow you to customise whether the old AI is feeling talkative today or not. It also features an early look at the new in-game face for SCP-079, which you can expect to see soon.
Speaking of in-game, it seems that SCP-079 has received a hardware update to its model that reflects the plushie. And there also seem to be posters scattered about by SCP-079 supporters to spread awareness of the plushie (only for the duration of this campaign, once it is over the model and posters will be removed from the game). This plushie's campaign will only last 3 weeks. The campaign is made-to-order, so once it is over, the SCP-079 Plushie will never be made again. The plushie will only be made if it reaches a minimum of 200 sales.
Thank you for your continued support. As always, stay tuned and see you in the dark.
- Northwood Studios