The utensils were always multilingual. We just hadn't caught up.
DartPotato is now fully playable in nine languages — interface, menus, perks, achievements, all of it:
English · Deutsch · Español · Português · Русский · 日本語 · 한국어 · 简体中文 · 繁體中文
English - German - Spanish - Portuguese - Russian - Japanese - Korean - Simplified Chinese - Traditional Chinese
Pick yours under Language in Settings. The game remembers.
This wasn't run through a machine and shipped. Genre terms and gamer slang were localized the way players in each language actually talk, not translated literally — and the jokes were rewritten rather than mangled. A few puns didn't survive the trip, and that's fine. Peeladelphia is still Peeladelphia. Some things shouldn't be translated.
If something reads wrong in your language, say so in the discussions. We'd rather fix it than pretend it's perfect.
If you've been enjoying DartPotato, a review helps more than you'd think.
Hold the counter. In whatever language you prefer.