introducing the The Game Coach: IRL Edition! Available for purchase from now until April 23rd only. After April 23rd, it will no longer be available.
Game Coach: IRL Edition - Store Page
BONUS! Each purchase comes with a coupon for 5,000 (worth $35)!
Q: Where do you ship?
A: Worldwide. See https://www.makeship.com/shipping-destinations for the full list.
Q: How will the in-game rewards be delivered?
A: The in-game rewards will be emailed as coupon code(s) that you'll enter in-game. You can use multiple codes on the same account if you like.
All rewards will be delivered via the email you used to make the purchase. Make sure to write your email correctly!
Q: If I buy multiple plushies in the same order, do I get multiple copies of the rewards?
A: Yes.
Q: When will the in-game rewards be delivered?
A: Approximately 2 business days after the sale period finishes. If you are missing your rewards after that, please contact Makeship support and they'll get you sorted out.
Q: Is it really a limited edition?
A: Yes. After the sale period finishes, we cannot accept any more orders even if you throw money at us.
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For a small fee, your Game Coach: IRL Edition can utilize an embedded 5G chip to start giving you advice in real life, both in-game and out. Powered by LegionS33K, a proprietary multi-modal, agentic, but best of all completely ethical LLM, the Coach can do things like:
Do your homework
Plan a trip
Play on a spare PC as the perfect duo partner (up to GM rank, to protect ladder integrity)
Answer your wife when she asks where you want to eat (75% success rate)
Do your laundry
Need more convincing? Read these quotes:
"My dark secret? I've been using a prototype of Game Coach: IRL Edition during Nova Cups. I'm not actually THAT good at the game, lol."
-- Drachir, Nova Cup champion and former #1 rank player, in the newly leaked Eggsack Files
"I hit GM, met the love of my life, and retired early, thanks to Game Coach: IRL Edition!"
-- You, after spending your first week with your Game Coach: IRL Edition.
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Congratulations on making it this far. Happy April Fools everyone!
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The plushie itself IS for real, though. Let's work together to make it happen!
Thank you again for playing and supporting Legion TD 2. We hope you'll enjoy the Game Coach: IRL Edition and that it will teach you to always strive for a "Well Played" in all that you set out to do.
-The AutoAttack Games Team P.S. We're also sneaking in a surprise fighter skin that you'll automatically unlock for FREE by winning a matchmade game before April 4th! Don't miss out ;)