This is an announcement to announce that there will be a big announcement soon. The announcement will be in reference to an update, which will be announced at a later date. I will be the one who announces it, and you will read the announcement. If you would like to see what all this announcing is about, you can look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh70ezvJzsU
...Or you can just wait for the official announcement...
For those of you who might worry about the impact of this impending announcement: Fear Not! When you read the announcement, you will realize that using the updated content that is announced is entirely up to you.
The date of the announcement shall be the twelfth of December, two thousand fifteen. Prepare yourself!