Now accepting applications for employment in the mailroom of the Mephisto Building at 666 5th Street in thrilling and picturesque downtown Modesto, California. Candidate should be unemployed, desperate, and have a general sense of hopelessness. Ideal candidates will have recently received devastating news.
Must start October 24th.
Job description:
Hybrid remote/on-site position
Must supply own computing equipment with a mouse and keyboard
Accustomed to gloomy and damp places
OK with blood
Job Requirements:
A human soul unfettered by contractual obligations to gods, demons, or lesser deities
No experience necessary
Demo available October 24. Apply in the comments below.
FAQ
I have made a life-debt vow to a werewolf. Am I still qualified? Answer: Werewolves are not real and you are an idiot. Even if they were, a promise to a werewolf would not be worth the paper it was written on. Apply.
A powerful sorceress has bound me to her as a servant. Can I still apply? Answer: Easily broken. The sorceress is probably one of ours anyway. Apply.
I have a college degree and might be overqualified. Will I get a fair shot? Answer: Our hiring process is never fair. But desperation is one of our most valued attributes and you reek of it. What choice do you have? Apply, you pitiful creature.