So... a little birdy (ie. the back end of Steam that lays everything out in neat little rows... so I guess it's less of a bird and more of a glorified spreadsheet_) told us that over 100,000 people have already bought Ballionaire.
Excuse me while I go lay horizontal for a while and stare into the void. The comforting, comforting void.
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OK, I'm back, they told me it wasn't my time yet.
Wow, thank you all so much for giving our autobonker a try. We've got so much more planned for January but honestly, we'll add in what y'all most want to see. More triggers? Sure. Mods? Hell ya. Boards? Music? QoL? WHAT DO YOU WANT? We have no shame, we are monkeys that will dance to your tune. Tell us what you want on Discord!
OK, back to staring at figures and rocking gently.
BONK OUT!