Hi, our sweet buns! 💥
We have some great news! Sexpatch: Horny Capes has already reached 8,600 wishlists! 😍 Thank you to everyone who added the game to their wishlist and supported the project - your belief in us is incredibly inspiring 💖
We’ll be posting the gift we promised very soon for reaching the 5,000 wishlist mark! In the meantime, please add our game to your wishlist to help us reach our second goal!
And please also show your support for our friends — they just announced their game today, and they really want to add a cat to it, but their project manager said they can only do so if they collect 10,000 wishlists within a couple of weeks. Let’s help them out!
A young guy without experience or education is not the most desirable candidate on the bride market, nor on the job market. And yet our hero finds what he thinks is the job of his dreams, and becomes a salesman in a sex shop! On the very first work day, everything goes haywire: first, all attempts to help four attractive female customers end in embarrassment, and then alien invaders attack Earth! To survive, the hero and his unfortunate partners will have to turn an unremarkable sex toy store into a fortified fortress-shelter.
💋 Hot sex scenes that will turn your little eggplant into a real zucchini
💋 Five hot heroines unlike each other. Five? Yes, five!💋 Sexy voice acting of hot scenes by hot stones - ah yes, stick it in deeper senpai and all that💋 Fun and diverse missions and mini-games💋 Three endings depending on the hero's decisions💋 City map - collect it piece by piece and explore the districts💋 Titlings, pussyhuggers and a sexy alien Queen💋 A huge wooden dildo for self-defense💋 Surprises under the skirt for the most sophisticated (with hair or without, depends on your preferences 😉
In this game you will NOT find:😑 A deep and multifaceted dramatic plot😑 Gloom and boredom