Jade the Vampire Hunter has taken the explosive leap from patrolling the dirt roads of Dunley Farmlands into real life! Or maybe she’s been stealthed next to us all along, waiting for her chance to strike? Regardless, we know she’s here now, and now nothing will stop her from getting close enough to give you a warm, welcoming hug, and definitely nothing else.
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Jade the Vampire Hunter comes with everything she needs to befriend you, her new treasured Vampire companion!
Stakes
Garlic
Two flintlock handguns
An unshakeable hatred born of a lifetime of misery.
Pictured: Her loving gaze that is not inspecting your vital weak points, but instead other things that are not threatening.
Ain’t she cute?
We know many of you have likely had dangerous run-ins with her in the past, but Jade has asked me to assure you that she has COMPLETELY changed, and only wants to make up with her old Vampire enemies. She’s a high-quality creature of cloth and comfort now, not at all a sinister Vampire Hunter laying yet another of a long string of complex, deadly traps meant to slay her ancient and reviled enemy.
Pictured: Me willingly writing this entirely of my own volition.