“Greuwh bhwaa flerghh”
The face not even a mother can love.
Remember the first time you heard this guy come knocking in Castle Brennenburg? That sinking feeling of dread?
Responsible for hundreds of ruined underwear since 2010 it’s about time the Grunt became immortalized in the form of a cozy plush!
Big benefit of owning and looking at this adorable face in your home is that you will not lose even a sliver of sanity.
Only available for a limited time, don’t miss out!
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