Greetings, noble janitors! ːvcdjanitorː
With only five days left, my fellow Janitors have asked me(under threat of hazing) to inform you that time is running out to claim their limited edition Bob Plush!
I've been instructed to inform you as well, that anyone seen sporting this fine fellow is sure to be causing some sleepless nights for Aerospace Sanitation!
That in and of itself is a fine bonus if I say so myself!
If you're still not sure if you want to stick it to the higher ups, then take another look at Bob's endearing puppy-dog eyes and tell me that's not the face of a hero worthy of a seat in your home?
Be sure to claim yours while you can! ːvcdsignː
As a reminder, our little friend in the Aerospace Sanitation printing factory needs to hit the 200 mark before he can actually produce anything, otherwise it's all for naught. Something about batch limits, I hear.
We'd best not let him down, else he'll be caught by security for sure.