The Company is excited to announce the release of an all new Killbot Security Bot color range – our flagship auto-slaughter droid has a new ‘Bellicose Blue’ pattern palette, bringing a fresh look to an old friend.
We decided to refresh the R Series with a dynamic new paint job, following reliability issues with defense software contractors. Nothing says ‘problem solved’ like a new coat of paint.
But rest assured, their programming remains as fanatically hostile helpful as ever – they’re still the Killbots Security Bots you know, trust and, of course, respect.
A few other pieces of Company property have received a new matching coat of paint as well.
As we near exciting new times at our various Company facilities and keep an eye out for traitorous tamperings, we ask all personnel to stay ever-vigilant and keep their ear to the comms.
More updates to come -- very soon (relativity permitting.)
See you in space!