It's been a long road, but the day has finally arrived,
Version 1.0 of Unfortunate Spacemen is here!
The Company™ (and Zag) thanks you for sticking with us over these last *4* years!
I mean, just LOOK at all these patch notes!
To celebrate (and get more players in the game)...
We've decided to make the game 100% FREE TO PLAY!
No loot boxes, no in-game currency, no battle passs, no nonsense.
Just good old fashioned multiplayer space madness! (and some cosmetic microtransactions)
But Dave, I PAID for Unfortunate Spacemen during Early Access, what do *I* get?!
Well, brave tester... I'm glad you asked!
All Early Access players get this exclusive bundle!
That will never ever ever be available ever again! EVER! It's all yours. To keep. FOREVER! ENJOY IT.
But what's that? You DO want to give us money? Well that's very kind of you.
We've got a sweet Collector's Edition!
JUST for you, Money Haver
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349010/Unfortunate_Spacemen__Death_Proof_Edition/
Pretty sweet gear, huh?
Anyhoo, we hope you enjoy playing v1.0 of Unfortunate Spacemen as much as we enjoyed making it!
And we hope you'll tell your friends, family, loved ones and mortal enemies all about it! I mean.. it's FREE!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/408900/Unfortunate_Spacemen/
So what are you waiting for? Get out there and show The Company™ what you're made of!