Boring Man - Online Tactical Stickman Combat · published

Wow! Another big update is here! This is the last update before the rewrite beta becomes free to play. I'll be testing stability and uploading smaller updates to fix things, so please be patient, thank you.
This change log is big, but I'll try to summarize everything for you!
The ancient and legendary Muleslapper 6000 has returned! This weapon has been in Boring Man since nearly the beginning!
The Muleslapper has mostly stayed the same, but has fancy new effects and blinking lights! It also feels much more satisfying to fire.

It can deal big damage and is immune to gravity. The alt-fire sprays a bunch of projectiles at once at the cost of 5 ammo, good for chasing down weak enemies.
Possibly overpowered?! The Railgun is here!
The Railgun has been converted into a hitscan projectile weapon. The hitscan shot also has infinite range, similar to the old Railgun.

It can also penetrate through multiple enemies, doing 40 damage to each. But it's slow to fire.
Wild wild west! The Lever Action is back and it's better then ever!
The Lever Action now has a hitscan projectile, like the Railgun, but with limited range and a little bit of random inaccuracy. It fires at the same speed and deals just about the same damage as the old Lever Action.

It's range is a little shorter then it's projectile-based predecessor, but I think it's a lot more fun to shoot.
It also now has a Rapid Fire alt-fire, similar to the Revolver.
My finest creation, the Suicide Vest has been added! It works almost the same!
Press the Throw Grenade key to activate your suicide vest, then there's no turning back! You will explode in a large radius doing 200 damage to anyone caught in the blast. You die too, obviously.

Vest users can be disarmed from using it using electric stuns, such as from the EMP or Tazer (when its added). Something new is you can now repair the vest by picking up an ammobox or visiting a CTF resupply station.
Boom boom boom! It's the Heavy Grenade Launcher! Also known as the Heavy GL.
The Heavy GL can fire up to 4 grenades, which have similar damage and range as the normal Grenade Launcher.

However, the grenades from the Heavy GL don't bounce, instead they instantly explode the moment they touch a surface. You can tell which Heavy GL grenades are which by looking out for their red tip.
Glugghghh! I mean, it's the underwater weapons!
In conjunction with the Scuba Gear and two water-based maps being added, what fun would be swimming around without being able to shoot?
The underwater weapons don't have much changed about them other then updated visuals, but they will now sound different when fired underwater, which gives them a boost in damage and range.

The Scuba Gear greatly increases your oxygen capacity when underwater and makes you much more mobile when swimming.
That's about it really. But they work with weapon skins! Neat!
Pew pew pew! It's the lil SMG!

Merely a copy-paste weapon, not much has changed other then it's new look. But it sure can shoot a lot!
Uh oh!! It's the Silenced Pistol!! And you can dual-wield two of them now! Yowza!!

I have increased it's headshot damage multiplier from x3 to x4! It should hit much harder when you land headshots now.
Now don't that beat all! It's the good ol' wrench!
This thing hasn't changed an iota. It retains its 25 damage per hit and incredibly fast repair speed for generators and turrets and whatnot.

The Wrench does have an artifact skin, and its my new favorite. Can you find it?
The infamous Oil Rig is back! But it has been improved! I hope!

Oil Rig has had a total make over. I took all the things I like about Oil Rig and redesigned it into a better balanced and cleaner looking map.
Inside the large structure is no longer submerged underwater, but still has "ankle high" water which can effect your rolling and jumping.
Each base has a way to come up from behind like the old map, but now from under into the new generator rooms.
Last but not least, MR. BITEY has been added. He is a clever shark who will try to eat you.

Mr. Bitey has a LOT more health, but you can scare him away by doing damage. His location is a lot more remote, and he won't stray too far from his spawn point, so as long as you don't go too deep he should leave you alone.
It's loud! It's hot! It's the factory map, Muleslapper MFG!

Factory has retained most of its original design, however there are a lot less pitfalls and it doesn't take 5 minutes to fall into the lava.
Additionally, there are a few logic gate mechanics implemented into the map. One of them is the BARREL-O-MATIC, which is available for each side of the map.

(Also Boomerangs can hit buttons and levers now, neat!)
Hitting the button will make a new barrel! Neat! But what's actually going on here is the barrel is falling off the map and "resetting", where it returns to its spawn point and can be blown up again.
There is also another new logic gate mechanic, the two red buttons! I wonder what happens when you press them both at the same time????
Break out the bug spray! We're going to Boring Lake!

Boring Lake has kept it's design, however I added a few automatic doors to the long skywalks on each side to help stay safe inside your base from sniper fire.
There are now also moving platforms in the little holes under the sky walks.
Boring Lake is a little... boring right now but I plan on updating it with more artwork when I can think of some. For now it's just another stock map where you can utilize underwater items.
I have added The Bar to Survival Mode! The Bar will allow you to buy two different types of vices per wave. You know what the vices will be, but they are a little more expensive then opening a chest.
A charming fellow named Barkeep runs the bar, but he's not very brave and will shutter his establishment when the wave intensifies.
You can also buy weapons from the bar, and accept personal missions to make extra money!

The mission system is probably buggy as hell, so please be patient if it doesn't work right. You can only have one mission on hand at a time, and if you die, you will fail whatever mission you were carrying. You can choose to abandon your mission if you want a new one, but Barkeep won't like that!
About that, Barkeep has a "disposition" meter. He will get mad at you if you abandon or fail too many missions, and make items more expensive. On top of that, he'll close the bar earlier! Oh no!
But if you complete missions and give him business, he will like you and give you discounts and keep the Bar open later for you.
There are also a couple new Survival enemies... I'm going to keep them secret, because it's fun and also because my hands are getting tired.
Lastly, you can now find Gold Tickets in chests again! The Gold Ticket drop rates are pretty much the same, but it's 'smarter' now, where if you unlock every golden weapon skin in the game, you will no longer find tickets. It will even count your tickets and gold unlocks together, and stop spawning tickets if you have enough to unlock them all. Neat!
I have added a couple brand new mutators. They are incredibly cursed, but maybe someone will get use out of them.
Here's the part I'm stressed out about! I made some changes to the physics to feel more similar to 1.2.7.7
Before you COMPLAIN about the game being slower, keep in mind these changes were directly made from copying the old source code. Some numbers in the copy-pasted physics codes still need to be "doubled" and essentially that's all I did here.
The biggest contributor to being a little slower is the corrected weapon weights. Weapon weights were 50% lighter then they were suppose to be. So you should move slow with heavy weaponry again.
The gravity and vertical speed changes are hopefully good, they should help with the "floaty" complaints I've been seeing.
Uh oh!! It's my favorite thing in the world, balancing weapons!
Boomerang
When I introduced headshots to the Boomerang, I was worried it would be too strong but that doesn't seem to be the case, so as I originally planned, I removed the 'bounce back' if you deliver the killing blow to an enemy. It doesn't have to be a headshot.
I reduced the Boomerang's body shot damage, but gave it a huge headshot multiplier similar to the Silenced Pistol. This should let you run over multiple enemies from 100% health if you hit them all in the head, but just be prepared to catch it on the rebound. This change is intended to make you value headshots more then bodyshots in pretty much every scenario.
Grenade Launcher
This buff is to help the regular Grenade Launcher compete with the newly added Heavy GL.
I have added a bunch of new weapon skins, 100% made by the community! If your weapon skin set made it in, you should have it unlocked for all weapons by default. If not, please contact me.
I also added two new types of ugly "Inferior" skins, Camo and Detailed. Gotta keep that unlock pool trashy!
I also updated the Burning Weapon Skin DLC to have custom art. Check it out:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1018761/Boring_Man_Burning_Weapon_Skins/
Lastly, I made some updates to the Weapon Skin creator because I want MORE! MORE SKINS! 10,000 OF THEM!!
I'm gonna start winding down with a vague list of new Boring Editor map objects and some changes. I will write the Boring Editor help guide sometime this month.
Wew! That's a lot of programming I did. This month I will focus on stabilizing this update and polishing things up for the F2P crowd. Please report any bugs or feedback to the Discord or just message me on Twitter!
Sorry for the crappy GIFs but I was running out of time. See you next time!
-S
Want to play the beta NOW? You can play immediately if you have any of the DLC below:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/346170/Boring_Man_Premium/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_1
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1018761/Boring_Man_Burning_Weapon_Skins/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_1
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1018760/Boring_Man_Platinum_Weapon_Skins/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_1
https://store.steampowered.com/app/626491/TACCORP_VIP_Access/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_1